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Child: I have to go to the bathroom... Parent: Why didn't you go before we left? Child: Because I really wanted you to pull over so I can go to some disgusting public bathroom and probably get lice where you don't want lice. It was just my plan all along. I mean it's not like I didn't have to go before we left or anything. I'm just a conniving devil child. amirite?

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The first comment made me choke on my drink, I was so amused.

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oh my gosh! i always hated that as a kid, like what if i don't have to go before we leave and/or i have a drink with me in the car or whatever??

"...Where you don't want lice"? Are you implying that there are places on the body where lice are desirable?

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