Have you seen the movie "Other People"?
...cause that's what I want to see.
how about u and i are meant to be 11 letters apart
"Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?" - DM
Ha, I didn't get that at first, I'm like, "11 letters? What?" and then I'm like, "Oooooooooh. Heh."
wait what? haha im stupidd...
count from i to u.
(Nostalgia-man): oooooh!! haha thankss
(Nostalgia-man): Isn't it 12 letters apart?
they're only counting the letters between i and u. j k l m n o p q r s t = 11 letters.
sorry mario, but your princess is in another castle
Sorry castle, but your Mario is in a different princess. Oh wait...
LOLZ high-five mario fan!
on the keyboard u and i are together.... but wait! jk is right below it.
And right next to it is LOL.
LOL that one's just plain cruel though
This is so cheesy which is why it is amazing
roses are red, violets are blue, after this song, guess who won't be sleeping with you.
(Nostalgia-man): Hhahahahahha I love that
You're awesome, I'm awesome; we cancel each other out - that's why it'd be best to break up.
Are your feet tired? Cause you've been stomping on my dreams for awhile now. That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, you should date him.
Bahaha, no, the quote is from his "Let's Break Up" song.
I TOTALLY WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT! hahaha i love demetri for life
Game Over, bitch.
I LOST THE GAME.
FUCK YOU!!!! I JUST LOST!!!
god I was Winning for a few months now too
TEYRNTHWE%@#%@#$@%~@hS I HAD LIKE A TWO MONTH STREAK AND ITS RUINED.
That totally wasn't me I lost too... It's Beep's fault... Let's find them and kill them
I just won the Morgan Freeman game.
itd be mean to say but this is an amazingly funny post
the wording counts. Its not an exact repeat, because its better. Sorry
One day, we will grow up to say vows, till death does us part, i'm breaking this off before my trip to hell starts.
This poster is really good at finding clever shit that I've never seen nor heard before. So I don't mind when he does it.
Guy: We need to break up
Guy: I could never date anyone with a bigger penis than me.
What do you and Hilary Clinton have in common? A cheating husband!
Our love is like a war. If it were gone, everybody would be better off.
That was fucking awesome xD I'm soooo gonna say that sometime.
Thanx i believe i'll use that break up line now
That purse looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? Kevin.
I kinda know what you mean, I posted something anonymously, and it ended up getting over 800 points... but so far no one has taken it yet!
You posted this first, anonymously, and didn't get credit for it, and now this guy comes along and he gets post of the day and credit for it. And a better score. Same thing happened to me, except all the people who copied me didn't get as near a score as I did.
Now because of your bitterness and negativity, I give your comment a minus 1.
It was worded better than yours. Sorry.
Lmao that's funnnyy.
LAWL. i LOVE demetri martin !!! but seriously, this shouldn't be POTD...
This post as 2012 YYA's. I like this.
That's hilarious. But horrible. But I love it.
Demetri is the bomb.
this is fantastic lol
Shut up. Now I lost the game D:
THATS FROM DIMITRI MARTIN! Plz make it obvious that you didnt write that, cause now your getting credit for plagiarisme!
(BAM!): Maybe if you'd spell plagiarism right...
I'm pretty sure they meant plagiarisme.
It's two different spellings for two different languages
I love you.
For that comment. Sarcastically, but not really.
COPIER, THIS IS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN.
This definitely should NOT be POTD..