Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?

This is so cheesy which is why it is amazing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

itd be mean to say but this is an amazingly funny post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DEMETRI MARTIN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I TOTALLY WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT! hahaha i love demetri for life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how about u and i are meant to be 11 letters apart

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?" - DM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, I didn't get that at first, I'm like, "11 letters? What?" and then I'm like, "Oooooooooh. Heh."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait what? haha im stupidd...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

count from i to u.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Nostalgia-man): oooooh!! haha thankss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Nostalgia-man): Isn't it 12 letters apart?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeahh :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they're only counting the letters between i and u. j k l m n o p q r s t = 11 letters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/180241

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry mario, but your princess is in another castle

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLZ high-five mario fan!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry castle, but your Mario is in a different princess. Oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omfg yes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you seen the movie "Other People"? ...cause that's what I want to see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're awesome, I'm awesome; we cancel each other out - that's why it'd be best to break up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

on the keyboard u and i are together.... but wait! jk is right below it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL that one's just plain cruel though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And right next to it is LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is fantastic lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

roses are red, violets are blue, after this song, guess who won't be sleeping with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Nostalgia-man): Hhahahahahha I love that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanx i believe i'll use that break up line now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One day, we will grow up to say vows, till death does us part, i'm breaking this off before my trip to hell starts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Game Over, bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOST THE GAME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU!!!! I JUST LOST!!! god I was Winning for a few months now too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TEYRNTHWE%@#^%@#$@%~@hS I HAD LIKE A TWO MONTH STREAK AND ITS RUINED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That totally wasn't me I lost too... It's Beep's fault... Let's find them and kill them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just won the Morgan Freeman game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was fucking awesome xD I'm soooo gonna say that sometime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up. Now I lost the game D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are your feet tired? Cause you've been stomping on my dreams for awhile now. That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, you should date him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao that's funnnyy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THATS FROM DIMITRI MARTIN! Plz make it obvious that you didnt write that, cause now your getting credit for plagiarisme!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BAM!): Maybe if you'd spell plagiarism right...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure they meant plagiarisme.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's two different spellings for two different languages

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sarcastically?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For that comment. Sarcastically, but not really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gotcha(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This poster is really good at finding clever shit that I've never seen nor heard before. So I don't mind when he does it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

COPIER, THIS IS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN. This definitely should NOT be POTD..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy: We need to break up Girl: Why? Guy: I could never date anyone with a bigger penis than me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LAWL. i LOVE demetri martin !!! but seriously, this shouldn't be POTD...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post as 2012 YYA's. I like this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's hilarious. But horrible. But I love it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri is the bomb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That purse looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? Kevin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Our love is like a war. If it were gone, everybody would be better off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you and Hilary Clinton have in common? A cheating husband!

by Anonymous 13 years ago