+401 Learning guitar will get you laid. Learning bass will get your guitar-playing friend laid more often, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love this lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sadly...not true. I had more girls going for me when I was playing bass in my band, instead of guitar. Most of them were really good looking, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learning drums will get your guitar-playing and bass-playing friends laid more often.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you play all three?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You will get your singer friend laid more often?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^^ What he said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I play all three and I sing too. What then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It depends on what you're doing the moment the girl sees you. You can't do all four at once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

touche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The bass is badass. The "b" stands for bad and the rest of the word is normal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok great, but why did this get voted up so much then? http://www.amirite.net/287474 People confuse me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because playing guitar gets you +439458592 sexy points.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had no idea I had that many sexy points.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or in my bands case, learning any of these instruments causes everyone to think you need mental help and nobody gets laid...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Drummers may bang hard and guitarists know how to use their fingers but bassists can go deeper...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First of all, I love you. Second of all, what about the singers? And that fact that I'm all 4?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess singers are screamers and you can multitask ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I play guitar, I haven't been laid.... Hardly anyone knows that anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bassists are much hotter than guitarists

by Anonymous 13 years ago