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Also about whilst and drive+34You almost died on the highway trying to read the scrolling sign: Be safe. Drive careful. Don't Drink and Drive... only really important, maybe not so obvious things should be put somewhere where I have to read them whilst driving- amirite?
Also about crazy, drive, and keys+700"No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.", amirite?
Also by iSwingBothWays+14if you swear all the time then it doesn't seem like a huge deal when you say it was a fucking terrible movie, but if you rarely swear, then the same sentance has waay more emphasis on how terrible the movie was, amirite?
Also about crazy and keys+151Pianists: Sometimes when you're playing a song you've known how to play for a long time, you look down at your fingers in amazement as they're going crazy on the keys, since you don't even have to think about it and you're fingers somehow know how to play an intricate song, amirite?
Also by iSwingBothWays+371It's annoying when you are a vegetarian, and your friends wave meat in front of your face and tell you to eat it. I mean it's my decision, so quit being a fucking douche bag and leave me alone. amirite?