+500 "I'm a bit nervous to go on stage." "Oh, it's okay, just imagine everyone in their underwear." ...I'd rather not. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Definatly not something you want to say to someone giving a speech at a Weight Watchers convention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not about sex, it's about seeing the audience as more vulnerable than you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd rather imagine that they didn't exist at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I imagine they're all asleep

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never understood the whole 'imagine audience in underwear' thing. If I did that, I would feel even more like an outcast for not being in my underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I imagine all of them in top hats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you were to walk out of your house in just your undies, you'd feel vulnerable and embarrassed. Whether or not the audience knows how you're picturing them is irrelevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago