+280 "Stephan Hawking says god didn't create the universe." He's just pissed that god made him a cripple. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1) Try spelling his name right: Stephen* 2)I think that you're just pissed that you know you will never be as smart as him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ooow snap here comes the flame war.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it bad that I laughed?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe, but this is the internet. No one can prove you laughed here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hilarious! It must be bad that I laughed but this joke was soo funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone gets made fun of. If you laughed, i think it's enough compensation if you truly feel bad about his condition and respect his genius... I laughed, it was clever, but that doesn't change that inside i still have respect for him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't. He's just a douchebag pretending to be a robot...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well. That doesn't change much. I guess we'll just not include you then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sounds all good, but just who is "we"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

we, as in the people who are ok with him, will not include you, as in hortator, in everything that is related to The Hawking.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That nickname makes him sound like he's cool. Like some kind of superhero, not just some brain in a sped chair.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Being a brain in a sped chair is better then being a sped in a regular chair, which is what you are.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... you aren't hurting me feelings. Why? Because, I don't know you, and you just used the word SPED, which middleschoolers use. Now, I used it too, but not to insult you. I used it to rile you up by insulting some random person you look up to. Thus, I am unharmed, and you are disgruntled. I am smarter than you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And I was mimicking you, so by that logic I'm "unharmed". Besides, you'd probably be offended if I said something bad about Hitler or someone else who you look up to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mimicking requires a certain accent to words, and must be said in a specific way. Next time, take the time to realize that you cannot mimic, nor be sarcastic, over the internet. I don't look up to Hitler. I'm not a bad person. You're an idiot for thinking that. The fact that I don't like Stephen Hawking doesn't make me bad. The fact that you defend him so reverently proves my psychological analysis that I posted on your wall.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol. it sounds like he was some sort of Hawk Man who fought crime in a Hawk suit, but then was beaten and paralyzed. Now I respect him SO much more.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dear God do I ever wish. Not just some pretentious prick with a bunch of theories.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll admit, I think some mean things are funny (like Helen Keller jokes) but that's just cruel.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you're making this joke because you're pissed "god" made you an insensitive idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is hilarious, but I voted "No way" because "God" doesn't exist.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's not crippled. He has ALS which is a disease that one is not born with. Look it up douchebag.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even thought you're trolling, please capitalize God's name. Common courtesy since you capitalized Stephen's.

by Anonymous 14 years ago