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"Stephan Hawking says god didn't create the universe." He's just pissed that god made him a cripple. amirite?

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1) Try spelling his name right: Stephen*
2)I think that you're just pissed that you know you will never be as smart as him.

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@536311

It's funny. STFU.

hortators avatar hortator Yeah You Are -10Reply

Everyone gets made fun of. If you laughed, i think it's enough compensation if you truly feel bad about his condition and respect his genius... I laughed, it was clever, but that doesn't change that inside i still have respect for him.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +11Reply
@hortator I don't. He's just a douchebag pretending to be a robot...

Well. That doesn't change much. I guess we'll just not include you then.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@hortator That sounds all good, but just who is "we"?

we, as in the people who are ok with him, will not include you, as in hortator, in everything that is related to The Hawking.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@rockerman1080 we, as in the people who are ok with him, will not include you, as in hortator, in everything that is related to...

That nickname makes him sound like he's cool. Like some kind of superhero, not just some brain in a sped chair.

hortators avatar hortator Yeah You Are -6Reply
@hortator That nickname makes him sound like he's cool. Like some kind of superhero, not just some brain in a sped chair.

Being a brain in a sped chair is better then being a sped in a regular chair, which is what you are.

@BreakfastFan Being a brain in a sped chair is better then being a sped in a regular chair, which is what you are.

... you aren't hurting me feelings. Why? Because, I don't know you, and you just used the word SPED, which middleschoolers use.

Now, I used it too, but not to insult you. I used it to rile you up by insulting some random person you look up to. Thus, I am unharmed, and you are disgruntled. I am smarter than you.

hortators avatar hortator Yeah You Are -4Reply
@hortator you aren't hurting me feelings. Why? Because, I don't know you, and you just used the word SPED, which...

And I was mimicking you, so by that logic I'm "unharmed". Besides, you'd probably be offended if I said something bad about Hitler or someone else who you look up to.

@BreakfastFan And I was mimicking you, so by that logic I'm "unharmed". Besides, you'd probably be offended if I said something...

Mimicking requires a certain accent to words, and must be said in a specific way. Next time, take the time to realize that you cannot mimic, nor be sarcastic, over the internet.

I don't look up to Hitler. I'm not a bad person. You're an idiot for thinking that. The fact that I don't like Stephen Hawking doesn't make me bad. The fact that you defend him so reverently proves my psychological analysis that I posted on your wall.

hortators avatar hortator Yeah You Are -3Reply
@hortator That nickname makes him sound like he's cool. Like some kind of superhero, not just some brain in a sped chair.

Lol. it sounds like he was some sort of Hawk Man who fought crime in a Hawk suit, but then was beaten and paralyzed. Now I respect him SO much more.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@rockerman1080 Lol. it sounds like he was some sort of Hawk Man who fought crime in a Hawk suit, but then was beaten and...

Dear God do I ever wish. Not just some pretentious prick with a bunch of theories.

hortators avatar hortator Yeah You Are -2Reply

Is it bad that I laughed?

TicTacAddicts avatar TicTacAddict Yeah You Are +9Reply
@TicTacAddict Is it bad that I laughed?

Maybe, but this is the internet. No one can prove you laughed here.

armtheangelss avatar armtheangels Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@536327

Damn, you found the loophole. exits slowly with a defeated look on face

armtheangelss avatar armtheangels Yeah You Are +3Reply
@536327

actually, that really means nothing nowadays. :l

jens avatar jen Yeah You Are +1Reply

Ooow snap here comes the flame war.

hilarious! It must be bad that I laughed but this joke was soo funny

Is Stephan Stephen's black cousin?

I'll admit, I think some mean things are funny (like Helen Keller jokes) but that's just cruel.

And you're making this joke because you're pissed "god" made you an insensitive idiot.

This is hilarious, but I voted "No way" because "God" doesn't exist.

:(

Anonymous 0Reply

He's not crippled. He has ALS which is a disease that one is not born with. Look it up douchebag.

Anonymous 0Reply

Even thought you're trolling, please capitalize God's name. Common courtesy since you capitalized Stephen's.

Anonymous 0Reply

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BetaEmissions avatar BetaEmission Yeah You Are -4Reply
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