I think this was...Zach Galifianakis? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, yes you are

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woot, 2 points.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I owned a Bible just so I could do this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, favorited. I did this once in church (when I used to go). I looked at a verse in the bible and said those exact words without thinking. I got a dirty look from the priest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha! Too bad I live in the bible belt. They'd probably shoot me if I tried.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bible belt?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's funny I've done this before, yet now I'm a Christian. but yeah its a fun way to get reactions. You can also try magic spells on people in the subway while reading harry potter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do not murder." yeah...stupid. "Love people." Yeah thats crap too. Its like what...i fail to follow your "logic.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this person is just fuckin around with people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah people living in whales for a couple days very real, talking snakes fantastic, burning bushes superb your logic ain't very good now is it sweet thang

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Walking on water" That seems plausible. "Magical 'virgin' mothers" I'll buy that. "God loves everyone... except the gays, the sinners, the atheists, and everyone who believes in a god that's not Him" IT'S SO LOGICAL I DON'T EVEN KNOW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOWHERE in the bible does it say "God loves everyone except.." We have all done horrible crap and he loves us ALL still. The Bible is an incredibly unique book. Despite being written by authors from many countries and continents through 1,500 years of history in many languages, all of them agree on the same concepts. It has survived through time, persecution, and criticism. It has been translated into over 2,200 languages.. It's teachings are not found in any other religion: that man's nature is evil and God can save us, not something man would come up with becuz we like to think we're good. It has influenced our civilization's calendar, law, politics, arts, philosophy, science, math, history, women's rights, more. There are many historical records and archeology to support the bible such as the writings of Josephus, a man who wrote about Jesus but did not believe in him and cities uncovered. Countless experts support it and lives have been changed, tu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right, anonymous, many lives have been changed. I wonder how many millions of people have been killed because of that book...

by Anonymous 11 years ago