+847 The people who invented the Shake Weight are proud to introduce their latest invention, the Throat Flex! The Throat Flex helps you to tone your jaw and neck muscles by vibrating as you suck on it while moving your head back in forth! It also uses patented liquid-shooting technology to help cool your face down after you're finished, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Absolutely a million times yes.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

What a coincidence. I think I just saw their product demonstration on the internet!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

....pics or it didn't happen...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

He's a dude...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Post FTW

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I think this just gave the shake weight people a bad idea.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yuck!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haha, liquid shooting technology xD

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well when you put it that way, some people get paid to work out...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Omggg STOP MAKING THE SHAKE WEIGHT DIRTY PEOPLE! I have one but I never use it because of things like this! My arms shall be un-toned forever... :(

by Anonymous 15 years ago

" liquid-shooting technology to help cool your face down after you're finished" hahahahahaha!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hehehe its a penis joke tehehehe

by Anonymous 15 years ago

When I first read it I was like "Isn't that gum?" Haha I'm slow.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love you

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i lost my innocence.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

.....is this supposed to be dirty, or is that just me?

by Anonymous 15 years ago