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I don't know why everyone dreads getting old. Personally I can't wait to be a crazy old man, sitting on my front porch, drinking bourbon out of a mason jar and yelling at the damn kids to get off my lawn, amirite?

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I do that now

sestrada16 +2Reply

This good post. Goodly written

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Yes. Just... Yes :D

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Oh yes.

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