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Also by TheJoker_ha+10Large American flags are the Pinocchio's nose of car dealerships, amirite?
Also about front porch+416So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?
Also about lawn and damn kids+278Life: I have to to go to the bathroom on a toilet now?! WTF, homework on the weekends, I hate school! I'm falling for insert name of crush. I'm to hungover to make it to class. I hate my job. Sex is awesome! Woah, your pregnant?! Yay, we're married! Sorry, I can't make it to the party, watching the kids. I'm too tired for sex tonight honey. Damn kids on my lawn again. Need moar pills! dead.... amirite?
Also about sitting and front porch+5People living in poverty are known for always sitting on the front porch only because there is no air conditioning inside. amirite?
Also about personally and front porch+170If I see Jamie Lee Curtis telling me to eat yogurt for regular shits one more time, I'm going to personally find her at home and take a dump on her front porch, amirite?
Also about damn kids+260Hansel and Gretel: because some people are way too lazy to put the damn kids up for adoption, amirite?
Also by TheJoker_ha+16Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. amirite?
Also by TheJoker_ha+600They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat. amirite?