I hate those little chocolates with the positive statements in them. Just once I want to open one and see "He's cheating on you," or "You eat because you're lonely.", amirite?

+600 I hate those little chocolates with the positive statements in them. Just once I want to open one and see "He's cheating on you," or "You eat because you're lonely.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had an inspirational chololate faux pas one Valentine's Day. I was handing them out to my friends, including one who had recently been dumped. Hers read "Chocolate always loves you back." She cried. I felt terrible.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"You eat because you're lonely" would be funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

put it on those M&Ms you can personalize one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago