+553 Every survival kit should include a sense of humor, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i bought one, it had stuff like "how to escape from the trunk of a car" or "how to survive a bear attack" and the like, and then there was one random "how to unclog a toilet".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, this is hilarious, but only if I understood it right. Elaborate on what you meant so I know for sure. Are you saying like, "Then saw your hands off... KIDDING! Just put a band aid on it"? Or are you talking about like having unnecessary emergencies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago