+432 I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip and not leave forensic evidence. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip." Ziva, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

credit card too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am not pleased.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dexter would've helped you a lot, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was about to mention him too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bones would getcha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bones FTW

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I have watched Castle, and AFTER killing you with the paperclip I can write an award-winning novel about it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But Jack Bauer could kill you with forensic evidence and leave a paper clip.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you in the least creepy way possible. Cough.

by Anonymous 14 years ago