+343 You should never masturbate after eating hot wings. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would totally burn the penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know I'm right. I don't need opinions here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Opinion ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you like you tallywhacker to burn good for you man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about washing your hands?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that wont help. eat really hot wings, wash your hands, and then rub your eyes. it still hurts like a bitch doesnt it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ow..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ow. Ow. Ow. ... Motherfucking ow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mileage may vary. Some people might be into that sort of thing. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or after cleaning off nail polish with acetone. Ugh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have you ever tried that? you sound like you know from experience

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was accidental, but yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive masturbated after eating hot wings, i didnt need lube, my sex lilfe with my hand was on fire :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are al sick

by Anonymous 11 years ago