+318 I hate fucking birds. They're fucking loud as hell, they're always up early, chirpin' all over the damn place as if the rest of the world is not trying to sleep. Take your ass back to your tree and shut the fuck up, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Itskinglseybitch!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you heard a mourning dove? THE WORST.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unoriginal, you didnt come up with this so shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wouldn't have minded if you had the balls to not be anonymous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't have an account dumbass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I tend to not fuck birds..... That helps a great deal.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont really think anyone fucks birds anyway...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Bird fucker): The sentence 'I hate fucking birds.' implies someone is fucking a bird- or multiple birds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OHHHH ok haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love kingsley! :-P sooo funny! Ur sooo right!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sooo original...not

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you ripped off kingsley.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Birds usually first wake up as soon as the sun rises, and during that time, birds call to their flock, so that's one of the times they are the loudest of the day. I don't think the birds outside are that loud, but then again, I live in a house with 9 other birds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stfu parrot girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lame

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why does this sound so much like jpmetz?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because she is amazing :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha! It's not but I could see her saying something similar! It's actualy itskingsleybitch :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

someone's grumpy in the morning.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A little to vulgar for my taste, sorry ! And I live in the center of a city where cars are always passing, so I'd rather hear little chirping birds to cars any day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow, i was astounded by your originality... *not*.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds like someone had a horrible morning ^_^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

KINGSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, ever try closing your window? that seems to help alot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ItsKinglseyBitch. <3 Gawd I love that kid. I don't consider this a copier, it's too close to the original. I consider it a quote-sharing or whatever. Cause it's so awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just so you all know, I wasn't trying to rip Kingsley off or anything. It's my favorite part of "Things I Hate" so I decided to share

by Anonymous 14 years ago

okay i dont see what makes this kingsley character so funny. he just sounds obnoxious, and is able to keep a straight face. whoopdedoo.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kingsley!!!!!!!!!!!!! you JennaGee get <9000 awesome points

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha I giggled in my school's library when I read this one :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i love him!! i first saw him on =3 w/ ray william johnson (youtubee search him hes hilarious!) lol love this quote :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago