+720 "What did the hot dog name his son?..... Frank!" Ahahahaha..... oh popsicle joke, you're so lame. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What type of animal opens a locked gate? A turKEY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahahaha! What's the best side of the house to put the porch on? The outside!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did the construction worker get to school? The Tool Bus!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What nationality are you when you're going to the bathroom? European!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the pickle close his eyes? Cuz he saw the salad dressing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He was feeling crumby! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did the bug say when he was stepped on? Nothing, bugs can't talk!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about richard?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there are kinds of popsicles with horrible jokes on them when you finish the popsicle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know, but i don't get the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hot Dogs can be called franks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed, I'm such a nerd. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the clam punish her children? She thought they were being shellfish... Ahahahahaha. Lame:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL the salad dressing one made me laugh so hard my mom thought i was crying :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's black and white and deadly from sixty feet away? A nun with a machine gun! (This one was actually on a popsicle stick.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd be surprised at how many of them are. hahahah

by Anonymous 13 years ago