Whoever can bring me the head of David Yates atop a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince shall receive a hefty reward, amirite?

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

He was the director of a Harry Potter movie. Apparently the movie sucked/totally ruined the story

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i thought it was good

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think this is gonna become POTD, but this is by far the best post I've read... Ever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

does it have to be hardback? my copy is a little beat up and bloody. i kinda beat chris columbus (director of the first movie) to death a few months ago...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

he did a good job for the first movie. He had to cast everyone and find the place to shoot it and decide how everything should be.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm guessing you beat Chris for Percy Jackson? Haha but he did a great job for HP. (I'm not a fan of Percy Jackson but I can empathise)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Number five was worse, by far. Six was understandably bad. I just pray that seven, because it will be longer, will do it at least some justice. Unless they screw it up trying to make each part work by itself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I agree with you completely. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was thinking the same thing when I watched the last movie. It was completely horrible. It was the worst Harry Potter movie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If the seventh/eighth movie gets messed up, the director's gonna get himself lynched.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I liked the 6th, I thought it was the best of the films.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too bad you posted under the name "Anonymous," so I wouldn't know who you are and where you are anyways, and therefore, I wouldn't be able to bring you his head.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought it was ok, the 3rd film was the worst in my opinion...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

3rd was best 1st and 2nd were pretty good but david yates fucked up s bad the 6th movie was a travesty

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would just like to say I think Alfonso Cuarón did the best job out of all of the HP directors.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The first and second were absolutely brillliant. The casting of Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, McGonagall, Quirrel and Hagrid was brilliant. It went downhill after the old Dumbledore died. The third sucked, the fourth sucked more, the fifth sucked monkey balls, and the sixth sucked.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Completely and utterly agree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes! I mean, the new movies are still good, but they stink compared to the book. Although I did think HBP was better than OOTP, but not my much.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The movies are great, they just don't always follow the book exactly. I hate it too, but it's called artistic license.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the 7th and 8th are supposed to be very accurate. hopefully more accurate than HBP. THE BURROW DOES NOT BURN DOWN!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But they've already changed some things. Like Wormtail doesn't die, Harry frees Hedwig,Hermione and Ron kiss in the Chamber of Secrets (and not in front of Harry), and Nagini doesn't attack Harry at Bathilda Bagshot's house.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is so messed up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, the last two are supposed to be pretty close to the book.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, like someone said earlier: if yates screws this up in any way, shape, or form, there will be blood. (in case of a lynching, i call his hands.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate how they end.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He better make the last two movies flawless! I say to my friend everyday that I will kill him if he messes this one up too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know that the guy who plays Vincent Crabbe got arrested for having marijuana in his car and so he won't be in it and Goyle will die instead

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just heard that too! I know the guy who plays Crabbe couldn't be in it but C'MON! GOYLE DOESN'T DIE. He just doesn't!!! Instead of rewritting the whole character just get a whole other ACTOR! C'MON!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, did not expect this to be so big. I guess there are more fellow hp book lovers and Yates haters than I originally thought. Geeks. All of you. Amazing, amazing geeks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago