+370 There's always that on girl that miss hears EVERYTHING. "Did you say north?" "No I said ham sandwich.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me- what about a Mexican cloth? Sis- i said should I take my necklace off?? Me- ohhh I thought you said something about a thing called Mexican washcloth.:)))))))))))))))

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your smiley has an epic double-chin thing goin' on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like a quindectuple-chin. un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Her: You wanted to take me up stairs to have...? Ohhh, I thought you said, you wanted to take me here to practice our SECTS. Me: How? I said lets go upstairs so we can have intercourse...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww.. I wish it didn't have a typoD: One*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention "miss hear"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is me all day unfortunately. Someone: can you pass me that paper Me: No, I've never been to Cali. I would love to visit though. Someone: WTF. I asked you to pass me that paper. Me: Oh, my shoes are untied?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me as well.. Although I've got a hole in an eardrum so I have a legitimate excuse. I'll usually tell people to tell it to my 'good' ear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds painfull

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not at all. I used to get strep and tonsillitis all the time. All that infection was disastrous for my ear drum. They repaired it once but that was ten years ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a friend that does this. Only he always mishears it as something dirty. d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know someone who does that too... me. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My grammaw. l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guilty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i find it funny how many people didnt notice the sexism joke in here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Friend - "My dad takes me to get ice cream whenever I get blood drawn." Me - "YOUR DAD TAKE YOU TO GET ICE CREAM WHENEVER YOU GIVE A BLOW JOB?!?!" Honest mistake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a friend who does this. It'll go something like this- Me: I'm getting a new dog next week! Her: You're betting on a poo frog next week!? Me: Fuck you. She almost seems like she's doing it just to be funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago