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There's always that on girl that miss hears EVERYTHING. "Did you say north?" "No I said ham sandwich.", amirite?

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This is me all day unfortunately.
Someone: can you pass me that paper
Me: No, I've never been to Cali. I would love to visit though.
Someone: WTF. I asked you to pass me that paper.
Me: Oh, my shoes are untied?

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@This is me all day unfortunately. Someone: can you pass me that paper Me: No, I've never been to Cali. I would...

Me as well.. Although I've got a hole in an eardrum so I have a legitimate excuse. I'll usually tell people to tell it to my 'good' ear.

OhEmGee_Muffins avatar OhEmGee_Muffin Yeah You Are +2Reply
@That sounds painfull

Not at all. I used to get strep and tonsillitis all the time. All that infection was disastrous for my ear drum. They repaired it once but that was ten years ago.

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Friend - "My dad takes me to get ice cream whenever I get blood drawn."
Me - "YOUR DAD TAKE YOU TO GET ICE CREAM WHENEVER YOU GIVE A BLOW JOB?!?!"

Honest mistake.

My grammaw. l smilie

i find it funny how many people didnt notice the sexism joke in here...

names avatar name Yeah You Are +7Reply

Her: You wanted to take me up stairs to have...? Ohhh, I thought you said, you wanted to take me here to practice our SECTS.
Me: How? I said lets go upstairs so we can have intercourse...?

I have a friend who does this. It'll go something like this-

Me: I'm getting a new dog next week!
Her: You're betting on a poo frog next week!?
Me: Fuck you.

She almost seems like she's doing it just to be funny.

Aww.. I wish it didn't have a typoD: One*

GabrielBrowns avatar GabrielBrown Yeah You Are +1Reply

I have a friend that does this.

Only he always mishears it as something dirty. d smilie

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Me- what about a Mexican cloth? Sis- i said should I take my necklace off?? Me- ohhh I thought you said something about a thing called Mexican washcloth.:)))))))))))))))

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