This is me all day unfortunately.
Someone: can you pass me that paper
Me: No, I've never been to Cali. I would love to visit though.
Someone: WTF. I asked you to pass me that paper.
Me: Oh, my shoes are untied?
Not at all. I used to get strep and tonsillitis all the time. All that infection was disastrous for my ear drum. They repaired it once but that was ten years ago.
Her: You wanted to take me up stairs to have...? Ohhh, I thought you said, you wanted to take me here to practice our SECTS.
Me: How? I said lets go upstairs so we can have intercourse...?
Me- what about a Mexican cloth? Sis- i said should I take my necklace off?? Me- ohhh I thought you said something about a thing called Mexican washcloth.:)))))))))))))))
This is me all day unfortunately.
Someone: can you pass me that paper
Me: No, I've never been to Cali. I would love to visit though.
Someone: WTF. I asked you to pass me that paper.
Me: Oh, my shoes are untied?
Me as well.. Although I've got a hole in an eardrum so I have a legitimate excuse. I'll usually tell people to tell it to my 'good' ear.
That sounds painfull
Not at all. I used to get strep and tonsillitis all the time. All that infection was disastrous for my ear drum. They repaired it once but that was ten years ago.
um...
What?
Friend - "My dad takes me to get ice cream whenever I get blood drawn."
Me - "YOUR DAD TAKE YOU TO GET ICE CREAM WHENEVER YOU GIVE A BLOW JOB?!?!"
Honest mistake.
My grammaw.
i find it funny how many people didnt notice the sexism joke in here...
Her: You wanted to take me up stairs to have...? Ohhh, I thought you said, you wanted to take me here to practice our SECTS.
Me: How? I said lets go upstairs so we can have intercourse...?
Guilty
I have a friend who does this. It'll go something like this-
Me: I'm getting a new dog next week!
Her: You're betting on a poo frog next week!?
Me: Fuck you.
She almost seems like she's doing it just to be funny.
Aww.. I wish it didn't have a typoD: One*
Not to mention "miss hear"
I have a friend that does this.
Only he always mishears it as something dirty.
I know someone who does that too... me.
Me- what about a Mexican cloth? Sis- i said should I take my necklace off?? Me- ohhh I thought you said something about a thing called Mexican washcloth.:)))))))))))))))
Your smiley has an epic double-chin thing goin' on.
More like a quindectuple-chin.