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Also by Barney_Stinson+491Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story, amirite?
Also about professional basketball+541it would be weird to be a parent of a hooker. "My son is a lawyer!" "My daughter is a actress!" "My son is a professional basketball player!" "Well my daughter is a very successful prostitute!!", amirite?
Also about open doors+1,012Girls: You don't expect guy's to open doors for you, but when one does it's really nice, amirite?
Also about guys and open doors-26Girls: if you owned a time machine, you'd go back to a time when guys were chivalrous..when they held open doors for you, when they stood outside your window quoting Shakespere, when they wanted to be with the girl they liked and not the one they wanted to get into the pants of. You'd go back to the times when romance novels were all around you in you very own life... amirite?
Also about professional basketball+140Ask a professional basketball player to play a game of golf and he will play a decent game, ask a professional golfer to shot a three and I bet he will fail, amirite?
Also by Barney_Stinson+127Guys shouldn't have to open doors for women. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy, amirite?
Also about open doors+249If we can evolve from a monkey into a human being, why can't dogs just evolve to the point where they can open doors by themselves so we don't have to get up 30 times to keep letting them in and out of the house, amirite?