It seems like all those American Idol sob stories begin with the words "I came from a poor, small town family...." amirite?

Simon Cowell's apparently banned those stories on xfactor, maybe he'll do it for American idol too? ..

"He has squirrel AIDs and has cancer in his left testicle" The wise words of Ray William Johnson

Seriously. That's what happens on so you think you can dance. I know a few people who try out and didn't make it, but they are better than the people who had a sob story an made it.