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+495They say the moral of "The tortoise and the hare" is 'Slow and steady wins the race'. The moral should really be 'Never take a nap during a race", amirite? Also about slow, race, story, moral, tortoise, hare, and steady wins
+607The story 'The hare and the tortoise', does not have the moral of, slow and steady wins the race... It's in fact 'you snooze you lose'. amirite? Also about slow, race, moral, tortoise, hare, and steady wins
+819The moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare" is "slow and steady wins the race". However, it could also be, "If you take a nap during a race, you're an idiot". amirite? Also about slow, race, and steady wins
+423Yeah I know someone who said "slow and steady wins the race"...she died in a fire, amirite? Also about slow, race, and steady wins
+118It seems a lot of the morals from Aesop's fables can be applied to sex. "Look before you leap", "Slow and steady wins the race", "Don't cry wolf", amirite? Also about slow, race, story, finish line, moral, tortoise, hare, and steady wins
+319The moral of the story of The Tortoise and the Hare is supposed to be "slow and steady wins the race", but in actuality, the lesson is "don't be an idiot and nap ten hops from the finish line you arrogant jerk!" amirite? Also about slow, race, moral, tortoise, hare, and steady wins
+1,732I think the true moral of the Tortoise and the Hare is not 'slow and steady wins the race,' but really, 'don't be an overconfident douche bag. amirite?