+627 I'm an Al'Qaeda pilot. I'd just infiltrated US airspace, and was flying over Florida. Some priest guy below me was burning a book. I got my binoculars out, realised it was the Qu'ran. Shit! I had to abort my mission immediately. Back at camp I told the guys what happened, and we all decided we'd better give up terrorism. And everyone lived happily ever after. THE END, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

y This made me laugh SO hard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get why he was burning the Qu'ran. Islam is a peaceful religion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea Islam is real peaceful, considering the Qu'ran said to kill anyone who isn't a Muslim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I implore you to find me that exact quote, and the full quote, you can make any book sound dumb out of context.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Books like the Bible and Qu'ran don't need me to make them sound dumb. But if you need proof. Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help." Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah').

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well isn't the trinity putting other things in comparison to God. And if you actually knew anything about the religion than you'd know that Christians are people of the book, and you should respect them the same. The same applies to Jews as well. I fail to see how those quotes proved killing non-Muslims. It just says God will deal with disbelievers... Which makes sense...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here's a quote from Muhammad, which I think you'll find interesting. "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war." Does this sound like someone who is peaceful? Also, I won't respect religious people, be it Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, or even someone who worships Greek/Roman mythology. Religion is the reason the world is so fucked up, and the only way to fix it is to abolish religion as a whole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is talking about in war. Hmm killing your enemy in war, such a radical idea...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He said using every "stratagem" of war. You can use war strategies outside of way. Also, there would be a lot less war if Religion didn't exist, just saying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh yeah, because all the wars going on currently are because of Religion. I know what quote you are talking about, and this was in reference to war times, when the disbelievers were preparing to fight them in a war.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When did I say "all the wars going on currently are because of Religion"? I said there would be a lot less war. And even then, almost every war fought through out history was because of religion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahaha The funny thing is.. That minister prolly thinks something like this is going to come of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Attention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and that..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dislike the idea of priests who run mega churches. They're always dramatic individuals who only want attention, when the whole purpose of Christianity is to practice faith with humility.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That wasn't why they burned they Qu'ran...they noticed extremist messages were going around at the prison. The burning wasn't symbolic or even aimed at the religion; they were just getting rid of it. They could have donated it tho...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're referring to the recent burning of the Qu'ran in Afghanistan, I thought it was a mistake. The military said it was "inadvertent." They were burning a whole bunch of things, and among those things just happened to be a bag of Qu'rans. This post was made in 2010, so OP was referring to a different instance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're probably right. I haven't stayed updated because I really don't think it's a big deal, but I first read that they were disposing if it because it was fueling extremists and just decided to throw it in with some other stuff they were burning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I guess I just assumed it was about that since I didn't look at the date

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, that came to my mind first since it's more recent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"MLIA"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how this was posted on 9/11.

by Anonymous 12 years ago