+212 The only good thing about being a vampire is you can say, "I vant to suck your blawd." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol idk what it is about the way you spelled blood but even with a dracula accent i dont say it like that. I say it like "I vant to suck your bluhd!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah this is not taking into account the superhuman abilities and immortality

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the ability to be noticed in a crowd due to your sparkle.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did anyone think to: "My name is Earl"?

by Anonymous 11 years ago