Shake weight was made by a man. A very smart man who needs to be given the noble peace prize, amirite?

How do shake weights help us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teaches women prober "hand job" technique.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They can practice without using shake weights.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but this way saves men from getting crappy had jobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a shake weight :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, allow me to introduce myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

woah woah woah. arent you the one thats always starting debates about god? who prohibits this behavior outside of marriage? this is...interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom promotes this behaviour outside of marriage, why just the other day - night....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i know. she's always out on the corner and i have to call her back in for dinner...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you do know! I thought she was running around pimpless.... Glad you're on that though! Be nice, I kinda "forgot" to pay her for her deeds....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dont worry. i already have someone getting right on that little..."problem" of your..."forgetfulness"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crapadoodle, I knew I shouldn't have admitted to it, without Big Daddy to protect me, I'm going to look like a BitchAss hiding behind Hit Girl, oh well, BRING IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe well, like i said, ive already got someone on it. nooooo worries >:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just makes me worry THAT much more... Fuck, I hope Hit Girl won't be too busy with selling those cookies for Girls Scouts....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can jest, no? I'm still a normal teen, and you can't deny the timing was impeccable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That@910972 (scrantoncity): That WAS pretty perfect timing! Just remind me to never get into a religious debate with you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha alrighty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe. but i think a 'nobel' prize might be a little better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice catch! I didn't spot it. Even after I read yours I was confused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think his prize has already been given to him.... If you know what I mean

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why "peace" prize?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because if guys are getting Handjobs, We won't be out fighting wars. Btw, EPIC WIN scrantoncity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dear god dont encourage scrantoncity!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao.. -encourage encourage encourage- ! Do it, OH GOD YES! DO IT SCRANTONCITY OH YES! YES DO IT!! YES YES YES OH YES!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow. i felt awkward just reading that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I apologize. But if I'm correct, scantoncity is your mom. I am allowed to do this. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why, thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago