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Your mom probably thinks you're a loser, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
My mom goes out and parties with her friends every other day.
Meanwhile, I sit home at the computer or watch TV.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Naw my mom thinks I'm a BOSS
by Anonymous11 years ago
*knows.
by Anonymous11 years ago
The other day my mom told me I should, "try to have more fun."
:/
by Anonymous11 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually, my mom thinks I'm the school slut, since I have two friends that are guys. My mom is....not quite up with the times.
by Anonymous11 years ago
This is a conversation I've actually had with my mom:
"So are you going to Jessie's house tonight?"
"No, I'd rather just stay at home."
"What? Honey, you spend too much time with us. Go out!"
"But I want to stay home!"
"All your friends are gonna be there!"
"It's my life, mom! Butt out!"
"You are going to that party whether you like it or not!"
"What? That's completely unfair! Can't I please stay home?"
"No. Go party!"
Then I reminded her that Jessie's parents were out of town and I got to stay home.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Who says "butt out"?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I do!
by Anonymous11 years ago
Snotkop!
by Anonymous11 years ago
My mother told me as much last night.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Not exactly, but I'll never forget the day she straight-up told me that I'm a huge slut.
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