Also about earth and sun expands+18Being immortal would be awesome, except in 4 billion years when the sun expands and absorbs the Earth, amirite?
Also about earth and sun+67The sun is 4.603 billion earth years old, but it's not even one year old in sun years. amirite?
Also by Hey_There+425So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?
Also by Hey_There+12Your friends have never actually scared the shit out off you, amirite?
Also about earth and sun+3Global warming is a result of the obesity epidemic. As the people on Earth gain mass, Earth's gravitational pull increases. Thus, the sun is pulled closer and the temperature rises. Amirite?
Also by Hey_There+20Criss Angel looked like a bear when he had a beard, amirite?
Also about dead, earth, and sun+18Sunlight takes 8 minutes to reach Earth. So if the sun for some reason blew up then we wouldn't know what happend until 8 minutes later and by then we would all be dead. Weird, amirite?
Also about earth+18The UFO's we see are real. But dont be scared, they are only taking pictures of earth for their own form of Google Earth. But instead of being called Google Earth its called Schbepoog wer ick Earth. amirite?