Whenever I see a hot chick walking around, I like to undress her with my eyes...but then I scratch my cornea on her zipper, amirite?

+418 Whenever I see a hot chick walking around, I like to undress her with my eyes...but then I scratch my cornea on her zipper, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you for a very weird mental image.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I hear you, & don't you just hate it when your eyelashes snag on a button?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh, that is PAINFUL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the original poster undresses men with his hands. And so do all of you. Someone should alert the law to arrest you all for banging other men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago