When I went to see HP7.2 I couldn't decide what candy to get so I got red vines because it's my favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.
Well, what the hell CAN'T they do?
Starkids unite!
Be yummy.
I did. They were disgusting. I tried to give them away at school but there weren't any takers.
Then they discovered the one thing they can't do: not taste like a crayon.
Clearly, people buy Red Vines (along with Mr. Pibb, of course) because of Lazy Sunday.
When I went to see HP7.2 I couldn't decide what candy to get so I got red vines because it's my favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.
Well, what the hell CAN'T they do?
Starkids unite!
Be yummy.
I did. They were disgusting. I tried to give them away at school but there weren't any takers.
Then they discovered the one thing they can't do: not taste like a crayon.
Clearly, people buy Red Vines (along with Mr. Pibb, of course) because of Lazy Sunday.