+356 Guys: You hate it when you step out of the shower and trip over your dick, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bahahaha so I misread this and thought it said, "Girls:" lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

god, this just happens to me all the timee (;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy fuck... who the hell has a dick that long...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

me.. (;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

who doesnt? It called puberty TO THE EXTREME!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not what he means, we have to unscrew our dicks to take a shower and sometimes it rolls off the shelf onto the floor and we trip over it as we get out. Didn't you pay any attention at school?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHOA, totally thought for a second someone hacked my account and posted something and somehow got homepaged without me knowing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eventually, someone's gonna post "Grandmas: You hate it when you step out of the shower and trip over your tits."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do it ! ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, just wrap it around your waist like a belt a couple of times; works for me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOW CAN YOU TRIP OVER A DICK!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, it's a growing epidemic for hot women. Us men 'suffer' greatly from the outcomes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I trip over mine all the time XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait what? So you are telling me you don't wrap it around yourself so that doesn't happen?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude I tried that but it became knotted after I got aroused. Now I just run it down one leg and back up and down the other, and tape it to my knee.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh god that actually made me laugh out loud

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i thought i was the only one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and this is the perfect example of being a douche. guys, get a life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Yeahwhatever.): bitch plzzz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Yeahwhatever.): And this is the perfect example of a girl being a bitch. Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

by Anonymous 14 years ago