+322 Anyone can get drunk, but it takes a special kind of person to have been drunk at work everyday for 3 years and not get caught. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm special :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's who I aim to be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of the show Titus: "Some people can't function when they're drinking; Dad not only functions, he was 'Employee of the Month.'"

by Anonymous 12 years ago