Why would I be excited to open my bills?
I sing the "Animail" song from Planet's Funniest Animals (old version).
Ani-mail! Ani-mail! Hot diggity dog it's Animail. Arf!
Typical feminists. Always down-voting posts geared towards guys.
I sing this every time I get the mail :) I feel cool for a second :/
At a camp I went to a a couple of years ago, they made you sing this and do a dance during lunch if anyone sent you a letter or they wouldn't let you have it.
Oh, I didn't realize three year olds came on this site...