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If your last name was Parts, you'd become a Private just so people would call you Private Parts, amirite?

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Then when you become a major, change it to woody.

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"Mike Hawk, please go to the nurse's office! You have to get a check-up!"

I would also do it if my last name was Toucher hahaha

Like that Private on Scrubs. His last name was Dancer.

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Snoop Dogg Intern then later becamse Snoop Dogg resident

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Haha, yeah it was. And if he shaved off his beard, he'd just be called Face.

i got someone on call of duty named private parts (online)

What if your superior would come up to a person with Parts as surname and say: 'Can I see you in private, Parts?'

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