If your last name was Parts, you'd become a Private just so people would call you Private Parts, amirite?

+532 If your last name was Parts, you'd become a Private just so people would call you Private Parts, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would also do it if my last name was Toucher hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then when you become a major, change it to woody.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like that Private on Scrubs. His last name was Dancer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i got someone on call of duty named private parts (online)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if your superior would come up to a person with Parts as surname and say: 'Can I see you in private, Parts?'

by Anonymous 13 years ago