A Puerto Rican...
Is that good or bad?
Well, he can fend me off while I run lol
So is it good?
That sounds good to me...
Anyways...how did you see a Puerto Rican to your left?
I was in class
Oh. That explains it. Puerto Ricans are sometimes very violent...maybe he can fight the zombie while you run!
That's what I'm saying!
I think this is the first time a post has gotten more comments than votes...
well maybe you could hide behind it?
(!@#$%&*()): I wouldn't count on it, the other side of it is the outside, I'm expecting there'd be more zombies out there than in here, maybe I could hit them against it...
Sitting at my desk and... A 50 pound bust of Julius Caesar... Bring It.
seven children are directly to my left.
My dog. Fuckkk yeeaaahh
You go rufus! Kill the zombies! Good boy!
A giant toy rabbit (:
Why don't a just lie naked on a salad and yell "take me!"
A giant stuffed duck :/ is there room on the salad for 2?
Yes, if you bring the duck.
He can be the appetiser & also fulfill my duck fetish.
A teddy bear names snuggles.
a pair of shorts. seriously? im i supposed to get close enough to them to suffocate them? and i live beside a graveyard. im f.u.c.k.e.d.
I cheated. I unplugged my laptop and rolled over to where a fire poker was.
My 9-year-old brother... I'm scared.
Well, it looks like I'm better off than some of you.
A wall !!! I'm doomed !!! To my right.. Oh my god... ZOMBIES !!!
Some textbooks, and my dad...win?
A golf club!!!!
Zombie and sammich joke in one - impressive!
IMA STAPLE THAT FOO'S FACE.
A Harry Potter book..avada kedavra? O.o
My twin and a box of Wheat Thins :) ill protect you all
Mmmmm your twin.
A ginger. CRAP.
Same here. Plus lotion and a play-... the Bible.
All you all just come over to my place. I have a drum kit next to me.
You seem to have a southern accent. I trust you completely.
I call the top-hat
The rest of my room.
A pillow. ZOMBIE PILLOW FIIIGHT!
Me too! I memory foam one!
fuck yeah bitches
FUCK. YO. COUCH. NIGGA!!
FUCK YOU!!! imma beat you over the head with my couch! :)
Taja, he obviously didn't get your reference
I know :(
Dave Chappelle ftw!!
oooooooh. I thought you meant the little cell phone symbol. :/
Yeah me too.
A stuffed animal Tigger?
"Quick get your weapons! The zombies are coming!"
pulls out Tigger "Uhh..."
It's a lamp.
same here, but i also have a box of tissues, hmm i think the lamp will be more usefull, though im probably still screwed...beats zombie with small lamp "die die!" arm is riped off "oh shit!" dies
yep, a printer too. and a bunch of random connector cables and USBs.
A Caprisun? It's grape, so I'll just give some to the zombies and they'll die from disgusting medicine taste.
A piano? I'm not exactly sure how this is going to work. But hey, it'll be intresting.
A bag of goldfish, a rabbit-vase, an old-style horn, and a clay cup.
I STAB YOU WITH CUP! IT IS NO LONGER CLAY CUP, IT IS SLAY CUP!
A hair brush? I'm screwed!
Toilet paper and a towel. I get to TP the zombies, and then smack them with a towel. Marvelous.
are you on the toilet by any chance?
No, it sounds like it but my room is just full if random shit
aha toilet paper, good times
A cell phone, cup of ice water, three pillows, two books, and the contents of my purse.
It'd be easier to just surrender.
A graphing calculator.
i lol'd when i read that. teach the zombies calculus.
looks to left Zombie.
A... cowboy hat?
my fox terrier...im screwed he's a baby
My younger sister. Sometimes the universe just throws you a freebie :)
My stuffed unicorn named Mirphak? haha I'm screwed!
Unicrons are considered good luck...
A yellow submarine lava lamp? It CAN get hot...
if anyone coincedentally had like a sword next to them they'd be so excited they would take it out and yell "BRING IT ON!!!!"
Every one! We need to meet in a disclosed location at the apocalypse! We will bring our weapons and divide them evenly. Like I said I have a drum kit, so the 4 or 5 people who just had pillows can take a Tom or a cymbal (exept the hi-hat, that ones mine).
I have my binder with a picture of Chuck Norris on the front... Maybe if I hold the binder to my face they'll think I'm him and run. :D
Or I have a pillow for back up.
My hockey stick haha
My speaker, some pills, and a jar of Salsa...
Hold, on, I'll be there in a few seconds. I might be able to make you a bomb.
oh, haha macgyver...
I'd eat those all before the zombies came.
Pikachu is my weapon? Awesome.
....its a random old lady >_<....
well she has a giant purse?
The thing on my left is a nonworking PC monitor. I think there is a possibility that I might survive.
My leg. Hmm..
Nothing. At all. Yeah, I think I'll just become a zombie.
HELLS YEAH, they better beward the wrath of my...iPod charger.
A stuffed Buttercup from the powerpuff girls. Fuck yeah.
A tiny cactus with a litle sombrero
A cell phone. An outdated cell phone. Really. =/
if its a nokia your going to save the world and still have the phone in one piece
my bed (covered in blankets pillows and my ugly doll) and an empty juicebox...this will go splendidly...
A bazooka. Fuck yeah!
a pair of jeans and a picture of a wolf....great T_T
Chapstick. Im screwed.
Its peppermint D:
THANK YOU! WE'LL BE TEAMMATES IN THE APOCALYPSE!!
A metal music stand. OH YEAH I'm gonna save you all!
golf clubs. :) bring it on zombies!!
Haha I have you all beat. My daughters swing is to my left :D. It has a fan, multiple blankets, two bras and a plastic bag in it.
CDs and a burrito :P
...I got a stuffed Domo from target, with a cape on...
My wall. I get to bash their head into the wall till they die for sure! Fuck yeah!
You guys are awesome!
It's a calendar...
my foam pirate sword????
A lamp, a trash can and a bookcase. YE-AH! The boockcase not only has books, but a stapler, tape, picture frames, a trophy, pencils and rubber bands. I think I'm set to hit, smash, staple, tape, and poke those zombies back to death!
I got a scope from a Nerf Longshot...
SICCIORS AND A BRACLET!
I have an empty space to my left...not cool. I guess I'll be running then.
awesome, a guitar. it actually is a weapon in l4d2!!
Half a bar of chocolate. Oh dear.
A fan and a exercise ball. I'm Doomed!!
No, you could stick the zombie's arms in the fan so the blades chop it up, and you could play zombie dodgeball with the exercise ball.
my bed. this doesnt look good....
A mop haha awesome.
a bowl of cereal...
My body pillow, my yearbook, and my Blackberry... I don`t think any of those will save me.
a magazine, i'm screwed
A house phone, a PS3 controller, and a keyboard.
I'm totally going to survive.
Oh no... it's a pillow =O I'm doomed.
A corded phone, a book, and a stapler.
an empty water bottle and a magazine. i'm fucked.
My hand and my sneakers. I'm screwed.
A TV remote!
Anyways, bird food and a rubber duck... :/
A fruit basket. Crap.
Alarm Clock... Crap.
Well, I'm so late to comment few people will read this but a radio! Awesome!
I read it. Don't worry.
a screwdriver, scissors, lotion, assorted pens, and a lamp? ...fuuuuuuu....
an empty glass!
a pillow. Lololololol
....ULTIMATE BENDOMINO FTW.
My pillow? Uh oh.
OHOHO!! I have the gun locker!
the wall -.-
... the door =/
couch...too bad i wouldnt be able to lift it
A printer...mmmm...this doesnt look good
Haha a wall is gonna be my weapon...that is seriously the only thing I see when I look to my left. :)
Im in a hotel and to my left is a window with the city of new haven. I have yale campus and everything/one on it to help me fight!
A guitar hero guitar!>=D
some tools kool
My 'Rebel Without A Cause' DVD.
A cushion.. From a couch.. We could have a pillow fight!
bunch of stuffed animals....fffffffuuuuuuu
my sex doll. oh Yeaah.
starbucks coffee and redbull...
my cell phone
well i could always call for help :/
A replica sword and a loaded gun. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have a gecko, some soccer cleats, and a slinky. I may need to make a sling shot and use the gecko as ammunition....sorry Zilla....
Best comment string ever.
A big metal shelf full of crap, a printer and a phone.... wel the only thing I can lift is the phone. Death by sales call?
a coffee? i could kill them all with my caffeine addiction! :O
i decided coffee wasn't going to help so am now sat in the shed with my dads replica Bowie knives, twin swords, god knows how many saws, 3 hammers, 2 small and one large axe, an industrial staple gun, lawnmower, old crossbow and ..... i still have my coffee :D
... A kitten.
The arrow at the start is particularly helpful.
Anyway, for me, it's a pillow...
Real life metal replica of the Captain America shield. Fucking bring it. >:D
...My old clone trooper helmet and hat rack. .-. I'd last a few minutes at least.
M-16 f*ck ya!!!!
This isn't 4chan, faggot