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Also about table and knock+78You wish you were once in a position where it would be appropriate to knock down a table, amirite?
Also by MyLifeIsAverage+240Even though I'm not allergic to pollen myself, it looks like it sucks, amirite?
Also about table and knock+326They should make glue sticks have flat sides so that when you knock one over it doesn't roll off the table and get all over your pants, amirite?
Also about falling, table, and knock+322Whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you tend to knock something else over, amirite?
Also about falling and table+207When you're trying to set an object down onto a table or something and it keeps falling off, you yell "STAY!" after the first few tries. amirite?
Also by MyLifeIsAverage+248Life would be so much better if it was like Pokémon. If we were tired or injured, we could go to a Pokémon Center and be better in a few seconds, amirite?
Also about table and knock+151Friendship is like a vase. At any moment, an idiot (someone who is jealous of your friendship) could knock it off the table. You have to be the mother that stands guarding it and says "DON'T TOUCH THAT!!" to the idiot when they walk by. Always watch your vase. Never let an idiot break it when you're not looking. amirite?
Also about table and knock-207Remember when kids would say stuff like "Pidgey used gust" and knock some paper off of the table? I took it too far and shouted "HITLER USED HOLOCAUST!!!!!!" and pulled a Jewish kid's chair out from underneath him. Still fuckin funny, amirite?