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If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dane Cook is the best
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'll be sure to tell you about it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dane cook. <3
"DANE!! I HEAR A CAR!!!! DANEE!! DANEE!!!!"
"Yes... The world is full of them... Now if you hear a humpback WHALE... THAT'S WEIRD. Tell me THAT!."
by Anonymous13 years ago
<3 "Why are you wearing your FAVORITE shirt on a B&E. You don't wear your favorite shirt. You wear your second favorite shirt. Ya dunce!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. YA DUNCE. B&E! Not bacon and eggs. BERRRAKING AND ENTERANNG!
"Robert! YOU COME PICK ME UP OR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER FOREVER! Now come over here or I won't talk to you even in the next life!! CLICK!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tell me that shit.
<3
by Anonymous13 years ago
Turns out all I really wanted to do was kick in a door. Dane Cook <3
by Anonymous13 years ago
hehe dane cook <333
by Anonymous13 years ago
"We're gonna do a B&E"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
<3
by Anonymous13 years ago
DANE COOK:)!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I took two steps into that house and realised at that very moment that I did not want to do a B&E
by Anonymous13 years ago
"WHAT DID THEY TAKE? WE'RE GOING TO GET A DIVORCE IF WE DON'T FIND OUT SOON!"
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