+276 If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dane Cook is the best

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll be sure to tell you about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dane cook. <3 "DANE!! I HEAR A CAR!!!! DANEE!! DANEE!!!!" "Yes... The world is full of them... Now if you hear a humpback WHALE... THAT'S WEIRD. Tell me THAT!."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3 "Why are you wearing your FAVORITE shirt on a B&E. You don't wear your favorite shirt. You wear your second favorite shirt. Ya dunce!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. YA DUNCE. B&E! Not bacon and eggs. BERRRAKING AND ENTERANNG! "Robert! YOU COME PICK ME UP OR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER FOREVER! Now come over here or I won't talk to you even in the next life!! CLICK!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tell me that shit. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Turns out all I really wanted to do was kick in a door. Dane Cook <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe dane cook <333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We're gonna do a B&E" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DANE COOK:)!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I took two steps into that house and realised at that very moment that I did not want to do a B&E

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"WHAT DID THEY TAKE? WE'RE GOING TO GET A DIVORCE IF WE DON'T FIND OUT SOON!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago