+372 It is shocking that none of the girls on Jersey Shore are pregnant. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you see, they have all drunk so much alcohol that their uteri have actually rotted away.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You think sperm can survive in their rotten snatches?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

condoms, birth control and plan b can do wonders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dear god i hope none of them reproduce

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... who the fuck would fuck that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think MTV had them spayed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahah. I'm not sure why, but that made me lits laugh out loud

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is lits short for literally? Or was that just a typo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's short for literally

by Anonymous 12 years ago

.... interesting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I forgot that it would make like no sense since you aren't around me haha, it's not as odd as it sounds

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where do you live? If you don't mind me asking.. I live in California and I hear stuff like that all the time. I've just never heard that one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ohh, nope nowhere near California. Which ones have you heard?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Totes, deff, and I'm blanking on the rest but I know there's more!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh I don't say those, they are lame! Ha, if you're gonna say something like that you gotta be creative with it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if some of them have had secret abortions...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Listening to those annoying Joisey accents would make me "listen to limp bizkit" if you know what I mean... LOL

by Anonymous 8 years ago