I would be living in a box if it wasn't for my dad.
My mom put out 5 year old Easy Mac for dinner one night.
It was my dad that made us a roast.
Gosh darn my dad, all he does all day is lay in that stupid casket. He needs to get his ass in motion!
This post actually sums up my life! to be fair, my dad works until six every day, but my mom works until 5 and then she goes around until 10:00 PM taking me and my siblings to our practices and events and helping us with our homework, and then cooking a meal.