+875 The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

theres gonna be the asshole thats gonna wish that all the wishes does not come true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe he would be outnumbered....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"all the wishes does not come true" Da Fuq taught you english? I'm gonna feel like an ass if English is your second language or something... wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

English is my second language..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol I had to save this http://ctrlv.in/45185

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you're making fun of someone who has English as a second language? What if you went on a site with another language, and everyone laughed at you because you're not fluent in your language? Who the fuck is that obnoxious? Apparently you...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://28.media.tumblr.com/4p9526O82lh0bgqmCSyBp8DQo1_400.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

stfu i hate you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let the assy feeling commence!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You might want to rephrase that. ...or not. "Assy feeling" could be your cup of tea for all I know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The way you asked that question sounds like the way JennaMarbles on Youtube might.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the wishes would conflict with each other, causing major crisis, which has never happened before, resulting in the immediate implosion of the world! Thus, granting the wish of the person who wishes the world will not end in 2012, which cannot happen because someone wished those wishes would not come true, creating a paradox. I suggest we kill of any assholes now to prevent this from happening.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well now that you said that, none of them will come true!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft. I'm not wasting my super wish on THAT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If everyone thinks like this, the world will actually end in 2012... hmm Time to change my answer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All it take is one person to sacrifice their wish. You kind sir have volunteered. Everybody else can now enjoy frivolous wish making thanks to your efforts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have your clocks on the 12-hour setting, you have two wishes because 11:11 comes twice. One "the world won't end" wish and one super-wish of your choice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but what if my clock is set to chronos?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would kinda stink, because eleven eleven in Rocky time is about 2:38:59 AM, so unless you stayed up all night, you won't even get your super-wish if your clock is set to chronos. Sorry!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually no, because it's only the first one that it's the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour. The second one is the 23rd hour of the day, even if your clock says 11:11.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're not using army time you actually have 2 super wishes! I'm sure you can give one up for the good of the people haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The way I see it, wishes on 11/11/11 are regular wishes, wishes on 11/11/11 at 11:11 are super wishes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah that's what I thought. I've already made mine :). I can't tell you what though... can't risk ruining the once in a lifetime super wish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can respect that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*twice

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was gonna wish for a penny, but I guess saving the world is good too...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously? A penny? Destroying the world is worth at least a dollar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna wish that everyone's wishes come true because I am a nice person and not at all a conceited douche bag who believes in overhyped movie lore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if people have contradicting wishes? You'll tear our universe a new one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO! EVERY WISH HAS TO COME TRUE! THAT'S MY WISH! **IT** **CANNOT** **BE** **DENIED**!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooooh. Chauncy uses bold instead of italics? Switching things up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, italics are too mainstream. I'm gonna start using **boldface** type until I figure out if nesting formats works.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You hipster you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, but then what if someone wishes that everyone wish doesn't come true. Because then that would cause their wish not to come true, causing it to come true, and that will tear up the universe. AGAIN.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah well, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol imagine the people who've been waiting that day for years and then they miss it, it's gonna happen to a lot of people! that would really suck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm setting my phone alarm for 11:11, even if it is probably going to go off in school. I refuse to miss this. I've been waiting for this forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tomorrow's a holiday

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone gets it off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In American schools (not sure about other countries) **every**one gets tomorrow (today?) off. Including the custodians.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nope, i live in america and my school doesnt get tomorrow off unfortunately.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I go to an american school and I don't get a day off. I think my wish will be that we get the day off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe your sources are incorrect. I had school today angry

by Anonymous 12 years ago

true

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every one should though, it's veterans day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In case people care, it went off in class and I got it taken away. It was worth it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish that the world ends in 2013. It would make more sense to end it with an unlucky number.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But 2013 isn't an unlucky number.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the thirteen at the end is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol haaaa I get it!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the thirteen only comprises the last two digits of 2013. 2013≠13

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But 2013-2000=13... therefore, 9/11 was an inside job.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And we would never have discovered that without the assistance of lucky No. 2013.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

2013 = 13 (mod 20) math, bitches

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Double elevens across the clock! Oh my God! So intense! What does it mean? It's gonna be TRIPLE elevens! ahhhh! WOW! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just realized what my 11:11 11/11/11 wish should be: to learn what a double rainbow means.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

11:11 double dubs + 11/11/11 trip dubs. QUIN. DUBS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish that I never have any regrets in my career choice when I'm an Air Defense Artillery Officer in the U.S. Army. :) Even though it's sorta a waste of a wish... I've been dreaming of being in the Army for a LONG time now. x)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...wet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To be honest, I'd rather wish for a copy of The Deathly Hallows part 2

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bitch please I'm wishing for a pony.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was going to say I was gonna wish for a sandwich because I'm Hobbes and Hobbes likes sandwiches, but someone already said that and I didn't want to seem like the douche that says he's gonna wish for a sandwich when someone else already said that. and I've been wishing for a pony my whole fucking life, whenever I toss a penny in a fountain or if it's 11:11 on some other day or whatever. I don't even want a pony. it's just the first thing that pops into my head, so that's why I've always been wishing for one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you related to Beauty from **Bobobo**-**Bo** **Bo**-**Bobo**?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You will find the pony on your porch when you get home from work/school with a note that says "your wish is my command" from an anonymous source somewhere from now to the next 11/11/11.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so within the next 100 years? that's specific.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To be really honest, I'm going to wish for the courage to step out of my cube, and meet a girl who likes me as much as I like her

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish for a little baby brother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh god, you're wish is for your parents to have sex? D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uhhh well when you put it like that ...hell no! But I want a little brother sooooo bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can have mine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's ok....well wait hmm would you be willing to trade a brother for a sister, and is it an actuall baby

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want an older brother, but obviously that isn't going to happen...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Adoption

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not many people are willing to consider that, and my parents are one of those people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh ok then

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I'm gonna wish it does!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a theory as to why it seems that most wished don't come true. The laws of the universe would not allow such a massive cheat code because the universe knows there will always be people who are clever enough to use it to bend reality in unnatural and self-serving ways. Therefore, wishes only come true if you use them to give things to other people in entirely selfless ways. So, no wishing that your husband will win the lottery because you think you could get some of his money. This means that, in order for your wish to come true, you have to be nice enough to everyone that you meet that one of them will eventually decide to use a wish on you. The benefit to giving someone your wish is that it increases your positive karma, and the benefit to being on the receiving end of a wish is that, hey, awesome things are happening in your life. My theory should be treated as fact because it would make the world a better place, and because wishes are really hard to measure and none of you can prove that I'm wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but with physicists telling us that there might actually be other universes creates the possibility that we live in a particularly malicious universe relative to other universes. So maybe ours doesn't care if we decide to use our wishes for self serving ways, because it is only going to grant the wish made by little Johnny in Iowa. But unbeknownst to little Johnny, our universe also runs on EST, so little Johnny will actually make his wish one hour too late, and our universe will laugh at its own maliciousness. And now I'm rambling again when I should be doing homework. (The author of this comment is not to be held responsible for any detrimental consequences resulting from said comment including but not limited to: impaired bodily functions, disco fever, and rational thought, because the author was, in fact, rambling)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..... *Golf clap*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if you're a selfish bastard like me you can wish for infinite money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP SAYING YOUR WISHES OR YOU'LL RUIN THE MAGIC THAT MAKES THEM COME TRUE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My wish is that if I tell someone my wish it would still come true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

shhhhhhhh *whispers* If their wishes don't come true that'll be more wishes for us :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seems legit y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish for courage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish for a heart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish for a brain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna get a rock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imposter!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm an imposter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Imposter!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Patrick!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm, hi?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is such a fail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is SPARTA!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is Chauncy. OH SHOOT. I foiled the purpose of my anonimity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ono at that whole series.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How much you wanna bet it's all the same person?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How much?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most of it probably is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/45403

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why are you annoymous? that is a good post!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, that's why.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MY wish is going to be to know the meaning of life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

42, bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It came true!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is about people making wishes on clever times? Oh...thought it was about Skyrim :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Elder scrolls!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am going to wish that I knew what to wish for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then little Brettward realized he already knew.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then he woke up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dammit, I wanted to world to end because that's how far I would go to get out of doing homework and taking exams.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna wish for a lightsaber.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My wish is that everyone who reads this will have their wish come true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about blind people? Huh?? Just gunna ignore them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you are saying the blind are entitled to everything simply because they have a handicap? What aboot the deaf, or the paralyzed or the paraplegic? Or are they just not as "important"? un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you kind sir for pointing that out. My apologies to anyone whom I've offended.http://ctrlv.in/45250

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah red et. Nao geet on yo neeez sucka!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Before I read your anon name I thought you were trying to mock a blind person that was trying to type.. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Psshhh I'm not wasting the most powerful wish in the history of wishes on the world ending.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the most powerful wish in the history of wishes was on Nov 11 1111 at 11:11.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im going to wish the world does end..gonna counteract the wishes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you make your wish on 11:11:12?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to wish that the guy I like likes me back. Do doubles undo the lock? Because if I wish twice and that ruins it, I'm gonna be sooooo pissed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just read that Kim Kardashian will be in Tyler Perry's next movie so i'm changing my wish, I want to get rid of her. Now to clarify, I don't want her to die or anything I just want her to fade into obscurity

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ay yo Ive herd dis befo. Is et frum Terminator?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah foo, it's from Robo Cop -__-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In middle school?? Middle school was the worst social circumstance for me and people in my grade.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hellz naw! I'm wishing for Skyrim C:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Crap i already missed it... different timezone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And just in case this doesn't work, our last resort will be to make another super wish on 12/12/2012 at 12:12 :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IT'S NOT THE SAME (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sadly, it's not, i already missed the super wish this morning... :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The world's not going to end on in 2012 because there's no reason to believe it would.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically 11:11 doesn't come twice. Only the morning one would count, because the one in the evening would be 23:11 according to military time troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was going to vote no way until I saw that 111 people voted it down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish they would date these things. 3/31/2016

by Anonymous 7 years ago