theres gonna be the asshole thats gonna wish that all the wishes does not come true
"all the wishes does not come true"
Da Fuq taught you english?
I'm gonna feel like an ass if English is your second language or something...
English is my second language..
Let the assy feeling commence!
You might want to rephrase that.
...or not. "Assy feeling" could be your cup of tea for all I know.
Lol I had to save this
So you're making fun of someone who has English as a second language?
What if you went on a site with another language, and everyone laughed at you because you're not fluent in your language?
Who the fuck is that obnoxious?
stfu i hate you
The way you asked that question sounds like the way JennaMarbles on Youtube might.
I believe he would be outnumbered....
But the wishes would conflict with each other, causing major crisis, which has never happened before, resulting in the immediate implosion of the world! Thus, granting the wish of the person who wishes the world will not end in 2012, which cannot happen because someone wished those wishes would not come true, creating a paradox.
I suggest we kill of any assholes now to prevent this from happening.
English is my second language too.
Da Fuq taught you English?
Pfft. I'm not wasting my super wish on THAT!
If everyone thinks like this, the world will actually end in 2012... Time to change my answer
If you have your clocks on the 12-hour setting, you have two wishes because 11:11 comes twice. One "the world won't end" wish and one super-wish of your choice.
Yeah but what if my clock is set to chronos?
That would kinda stink, because eleven eleven in Rocky time is about 2:38:59 AM, so unless you stayed up all night, you won't even get your super-wish if your clock is set to chronos. Sorry!
Actually no, because it's only the first one that it's the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour. The second one is the 23rd hour of the day, even if your clock says 11:11.
All it take is one person to sacrifice their wish. You kind sir have volunteered.
Everybody else can now enjoy frivolous wish making thanks to your efforts.
The way I see it, wishes on 11/11/11 are regular wishes, wishes on 11/11/11 at 11:11 are super wishes
Yeah that's what I thought. I've already made mine :). I can't tell you what though... can't risk ruining the once in a lifetime super wish.
I can respect that
If you're not using army time you actually have 2 super wishes! I'm sure you can give one up for the good of the people haha
My wish is that everyone who reads this will have their wish come true.
What about blind people? Huh?? Just gunna ignore them?
Thank you kind sir for pointing that out. My apologies to anyone whom I've offended.http://ctrlv.in/45250
Ah red et. Nao geet on yo neeez sucka!
Before I read your anon name I thought you were trying to mock a blind person that was trying to type..
So you are saying the blind are entitled to everything simply because they have a handicap? What aboot the deaf, or the paralyzed or the paraplegic? Or are they just not as "important"?
I was gonna wish for a penny, but I guess saving the world is good too...
Seriously? A penny? Destroying the world is worth at least a dollar.
To be really honest, I'm going to wish for the courage to step out of my cube, and meet a girl who likes me as much as I like her
I have a theory as to why it seems that most wished don't come true. The laws of the universe would not allow such a massive cheat code because the universe knows there will always be people who are clever enough to use it to bend reality in unnatural and self-serving ways. Therefore, wishes only come true if you use them to give things to other people in entirely selfless ways. So, no wishing that your husband will win the lottery because you think you could get some of his money. This means that, in order for your wish to come true, you have to be nice enough to everyone that you meet that one of them will eventually decide to use a wish on you. The benefit to giving someone your wish is that it increases your positive karma, and the benefit to being on the receiving end of a wish is that, hey, awesome things are happening in your life.
My theory should be treated as fact because it would make the world a better place, and because wishes are really hard to measure and none of you can prove that I'm wrong.
Yeah, but with physicists telling us that there might actually be other universes creates the possibility that we live in a particularly malicious universe relative to other universes. So maybe ours doesn't care if we decide to use our wishes for self serving ways, because it is only going to grant the wish made by little Johnny in Iowa. But unbeknownst to little Johnny, our universe also runs on EST, so little Johnny will actually make his wish one hour too late, and our universe will laugh at its own maliciousness. And now I'm rambling again when I should be doing homework.
(The author of this comment is not to be held responsible for any detrimental consequences resulting from said comment including but not limited to: impaired bodily functions, disco fever, and rational thought, because the author was, in fact, rambling)
..... Golf clap
Or if you're a selfish bastard like me you can wish for infinite money.
Lol imagine the people who've been waiting that day for years and then they miss it, it's gonna happen to a lot of people! that would really suck
I'm setting my phone alarm for 11:11, even if it is probably going to go off in school. I refuse to miss this. I've been waiting for this forever.
Tomorrow's a holiday
Not everyone gets it off.
Every one should though, it's veterans day
In American schools (not sure about other countries) everyone gets tomorrow (today?) off. Including the custodians.
nope, i live in america and my school doesnt get tomorrow off unfortunately.
lol yep i go to a public school. Damn i hate wisconsin. maybe its actually just the schools in your state, but maybe not since every school near me also has off, its just mine that doesnt.
I go to an american school and I don't get a day off. I think my wish will be that we get the day off.
SNOW!?!?! But... I want snow. Someone needs to tell Illinois weather to calm the hell down. It's freakin November.
*Or you could send it down to Texas. It doesn't even have the decency to rain here.
Noooooo! Dont tell her To send it down here, whats wrong with you?! We've got bad enough bipolar wheather as it is now. I'm from Chicago so I know what its like up there.
I believe your sources are incorrect. I had school today
In case people care, it went off in class and I got it taken away. It was worth it.
Double elevens across the clock! Oh my God! So intense! What does it mean?
It's gonna be TRIPLE elevens! ahhhh! WOW! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!
I just realized what my 11:11 11/11/11 wish should be: to learn what a double rainbow means.
11:11 double dubs + 11/11/11 trip dubs. QUIN. DUBS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Ay yo Ive herd dis befo. Is et frum Terminator?
Nah foo, it's from Robo Cop -__-
In middle school?? Middle school was the worst social circumstance for me and people in my grade.
bitch please I'm wishing for a pony.
I was going to say I was gonna wish for a sandwich because I'm Hobbes and Hobbes likes sandwiches, but someone already said that and I didn't want to seem like the douche that says he's gonna wish for a sandwich when someone else already said that.
and I've been wishing for a pony my whole fucking life, whenever I toss a penny in a fountain or if it's 11:11 on some other day or whatever. I don't even want a pony. it's just the first thing that pops into my head, so that's why I've always been wishing for one.
Are you related to Beauty from Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo?
You will find the pony on your porch when you get home from work/school with a note that says "your wish is my command" from an anonymous source somewhere from now to the next 11/11/11.
so within the next 100 years? that's specific.
I'm gonna wish that everyone's wishes come true because I am a nice person and not at all a conceited douche bag who believes in overhyped movie lore.
What if people have contradicting wishes? You'll tear our universe a new one.
NO! EVERY WISH HAS TO COME TRUE! THAT'S MY WISH! IT CANNOT BE DENIED!!!
Ooooh. Chauncy uses bold instead of italics? Switching things up.
Yeah, italics are too mainstream. I'm gonna start using boldface type until I figure out if nesting formats works.
You hipster you.
Well, but then what if someone wishes that everyone wish doesn't come true. Because then that would cause their wish not to come true, causing it to come true, and that will tear up the universe. AGAIN.
Calvin & Hobbes?
Yeah well, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled first.
You need to raise your expectations in life.
You have a net profit of one free hand.
I'm going to wish that the world ends in 2013. It would make more sense to end it with an unlucky number.
But 2013 isn't an unlucky number.
But the thirteen at the end is.
But the thirteen only comprises the last two digits of 2013. 2013≠13
But 2013-2000=13... therefore, 9/11 was an inside job.
And we would never have discovered that without the assistance of lucky No. 2013.
2013 = 13 (mod 20)
Lol haaaa I get it!!!!
If you can somehow wish them all in one minute then yes
YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP SAYING YOUR WISHES OR YOU'LL RUIN THE MAGIC THAT MAKES THEM COME TRUE.
My wish is that if I tell someone my wish it would still come true.
shhhhhhhh whispers If their wishes don't come true that'll be more wishes for us :)
I'm going to wish for courage.
I'm going to wish for a heart.
I'm going to wish for a brain.
I'm gonna get a rock.
No, I'm an imposter.
No, this is Patrick.
This is such a fail.
This is SPARTA!!
NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!
This is Chauncy. OH SHOOT. I foiled the purpose of my anonimity.
at that whole series.
How much you wanna bet it's all the same person?
Most of it probably is.
I'm going to wish that I never have any regrets in my career choice when I'm an Air Defense Artillery Officer in the U.S. Army. :)
Even though it's sorta a waste of a wish... I've been dreaming of being in the Army for a LONG time now. x)
I don't get it.
I'm going to wish for a little baby brother.
Oh god, you're wish is for your parents to have sex? D:
Uhhh well when you put it like that ...hell no! But I want a little brother sooooo bad.
You can have mine.
That's ok....well wait hmm would you be willing to trade a brother for a sister, and is it an actuall baby
I want an older brother, but obviously that isn't going to happen...
Not many people are willing to consider that, and my parents are one of those people.
Oh ok then
This is about people making wishes on clever times? Oh...thought it was about Skyrim :/
I am going to wish that I knew what to wish for.
And then little Brettward realized he already knew.
And then he woke up.
I'm gonna wish for a lightsaber.
To be honest, I'd rather wish for a copy of The Deathly Hallows part 2
why are you annoymous? that is a good post!
Dammit, I wanted to world to end because that's how far I would go to get out of doing homework and taking exams.
Well, I'm gonna wish it does!
Yes, that's why.
Psshhh I'm not wasting the most powerful wish in the history of wishes on the world ending.
I think the most powerful wish in the history of wishes was on Nov 11 1111 at 11:11.
What if you make your wish on 11:11:12?
The world's not going to end on in 2012 because there's no reason to believe it would.
I was going to vote no way until I saw that 111 people voted it down.
I wish they would date these things.
I'm going to wish that the guy I like likes me back.
Do doubles undo the lock? Because if I wish twice and that ruins it, I'm gonna be sooooo pissed.
I just read that Kim Kardashian will be in Tyler Perry's next movie so i'm changing my wish, I want to get rid of her. Now to clarify, I don't want her to die or anything I just want her to fade into obscurity
Hellz naw! I'm wishing for Skyrim C:
Crap i already missed it... different timezone
Well now that you said that, none of them will come true!
MY wish is going to be to know the meaning of life.
It came true!
im going to wish the world does end..gonna counteract the wishes
And just in case this doesn't work, our last resort will be to make another super wish on 12/12/2012 at 12:12 :D
IT'S NOT THE SAME (cry2)
Sadly, it's not, i already missed the super wish this morning... :(
Technically 11:11 doesn't come twice. Only the morning one would count, because the one in the evening would be 23:11 according to military time