I'm having a feeling that the comments above me are from the same person...
Actually I am Right Earbud.
and use it!
I know. They should knock first.
(Left Earbud): See you tonight, babe. ;)
(Right Earbud): You know it. Hope he doesn't randomly get insomnia...that would suck.
Aww, man. I always have to play with myself. :(
Sometimes I feel like you guys are just using me.... D:
You think that's bad...
This reminds me of a joke I read a while back.
One day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wearing headphones, she told the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure, can i take off your headphones?" She said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. so she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the Hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure but can i take off your headphones?" she again said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. So she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. Unfortunatelly for her the hairdresser was new and forgot to ask if he was allowed to take off her headphones. So he took them off and she dropped dead on the floor. He picked up the headphones and put them to his own ears and listened. They were saying
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Some hearts never meet.
I don't get it. What hearts?
Some magnets never meet, I meant.
Ok, what magnets?
I meant how are they involved with anything?
Since they blonde always had them in her ears, they never got to meet in her pockets.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! It thought it was like her 'brain' needed a magnetic field to keep working or something.
Haha glad you understood, Blockhead ;D
what does the "breathe in breathe out" have to do with anything?
Read the joke again, and think. I believe in you.
In TalkingRice's defense, you misspelled "blonde," but it should be pretty obviously anyways.
Sorry, I must've accidentally skipped over the D.
"I'd plug that. If ya know what I mean. "
lol, i just ordered that exact same one today...
The realization that your earbuds have a more active sex life than you..
http://ctrlv.in/64371 chastity belt
So that's what my ear buds were up to...
Until you interrupted them. How could you do that? You may have even gotten a little set of back up ear buds. (Cry2)
Next time, I shall pat my pockets and alert them I'm grabbing them.
That's like knocking the door and interrupting a hot love session :(
BUT ITS BETTER, I'm proud of you for changing, Fauxmawo.
I'm so I'm so I'm so Proud of youuuuu
Amused and applauds and says "Woot woot!"
Now this is when the ear buds sing to "Best I Ever Had" ;)
Aaaaawwwww hell yea, fuckin right.
Good to know that you're letting your buds Find their love
Find their love? Nah, they can sing to Rihanna's "We Found Love (in a pocket)"
P.S.: Drake =
Well I'm just really glad you're giving them privacy. Otherwise they would have been Over . It would have been an Unforgettable love story.
And yes, Drake says what's real. He deserves the
I'm surprised at the number of earbuds on amirite.
THAT'S HOW THAT HAPPENS!
There goes my whole theory of pocket elves....
I usually keep my miniature slaves in my purse until I want to hear some authentic plantation songs, but I'm sure they would agree nonetheless if I bothered to ask them their opinions.
Wow, and all this time I just thought they were little douche-bags getting tangled just to piss me off. When really they were just in love...
And then your owner takes you out of his pocket for another round of banging his ear holes, while he demands you go louder and LOUDER. Everytime you try to escape to meet your beloved, he forces you back in again for his personal delight.*
Tough life that earbuds have. (cry2)
But then you can just get a three-way going
I don't think ear-buds and humans can have sex but then again my motto is "Don't Knock it til you try it!"
I dunno...my earbuds were pretty tangled. I think they've been inspired by your motto :O
There are your extensive Photoshop skills again.
That's an interesting theory.
My theory is you have an interesting leprechaun fetish.
Take one of these.
Too bad headphones don't really observe the whole "sock on a doorknob" thing...
This isn't completely lame at all