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It must be embarrassing when you're messing around with your partner and you're both all entangled when your owner pulls you out of his pocket and wants to listen to music, amirite?

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I'm having a feeling that the comments above me are from the same person...

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +82Reply
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Actually I am Right Earbud.

DontJudges avatar DontJudge Yeah You Are 0Reply

I know. They should knock first.

Anonymous +36Reply
@I know. They should knock first.

(Left Earbud): See you tonight, babe. ;)

Anonymous +43Reply
@(Left Earbud): See you tonight, babe. ;)

(Right Earbud): You know it. Hope he doesn't randomly get insomnia...that would suck.

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@Aww, man. I always have to play with myself. :(

Sometimes I feel like you guys are just using me.... D:

Anonymous +40Reply

This reminds me of a joke I read a while back.

One day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wearing headphones, she told the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure, can i take off your headphones?" She said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. so she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the Hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure but can i take off your headphones?" she again said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. So she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. Unfortunatelly for her the hairdresser was new and forgot to ask if he was allowed to take off her headphones. So he took them off and she dropped dead on the floor. He picked up the headphones and put them to his own ears and listened. They were saying
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

Some hearts never meet.

@Montana Orgy. http://ctrlv.in/64174

"I'd plug that. If ya know what I mean. hello smilie"

  • my headphones
@Montana Orgy. http://ctrlv.in/64174

lol, i just ordered that exact same one today...

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wary smilie So that's what my ear buds were up to...

@LolVoldemortsNipples So that's what my ear buds were up to...

Until you interrupted them. How could you do that? You may have even gotten a little set of back up ear buds. (Cry2)

@LolVoldemortsNipples Next time, I shall pat my pockets and alert them I'm grabbing them.

That's like knocking the door and interrupting a hot love session :(
BUT ITS BETTER, I'm proud of you for changing, Fauxmawo.

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:O!
I'm so I'm so I'm so Proud of youuuuu
http://ctrlv.in/64183

@Kashish :O! I'm so I'm so I'm so Proud of youuuuu http://ctrlv.in/64183

Amused and applauds and says "Woot woot!"

Now this is when the ear buds sing to "Best I Ever Had" ;)

@LolVoldemortsNipples Amused and applauds and says "Woot woot!" Now this is when the ear buds sing to "Best I Ever Had" ;)

Aaaaawwwww hell yea, fuckin right.

Good to know that you're letting your buds Find their love

@Kashish Aaaaawwwww hell yea, fuckin right. Good to know that you're letting your buds Find their love

Find their love? Nah, they can sing to Rihanna's "We Found Love (in a pocket)"

P.S.: Drake = l smilie

@LolVoldemortsNipples Find their love? Nah, they can sing to Rihanna's "We Found Love (in a pocket)" P.S.: Drake =

Well I'm just really glad you're giving them privacy. Otherwise they would have been Over . It would have been an Unforgettable love story.

And yes, Drake says what's real. He deserves the l smilie

I'm surprised at the number of earbuds on amirite.

THAT'S HOW THAT HAPPENS!

There goes my whole theory of pocket elves....

o_o_MARSHs avatar o_o_MARSH Yeah You Are +12Reply

I usually keep my miniature slaves in my purse until I want to hear some authentic plantation songs, but I'm sure they would agree nonetheless if I bothered to ask them their opinions.

ctiscoolers avatar ctiscooler Yeah You Are +11Reply

Wow, and all this time I just thought they were little douche-bags getting tangled just to piss me off. When really they were just in love...

And then your owner takes you out of his pocket for another round of banging his ear holes, while he demands you go louder and LOUDER. Everytime you try to escape to meet your beloved, he forces you back in again for his personal delight.*
Tough life that earbuds have. (cry2)

Chilitaz_s avatar Chilitaz_ Yeah You Are +9Reply

But then you can just get a three-way going hello smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Favvkes But then you can just get a three-way going

I don't think ear-buds and humans can have sex but then again my motto is "Don't Knock it til you try it!"

@CatMan I don't think ear-buds and humans can have sex but then again my motto is "Don't Knock it til you try it!"

I dunno...my earbuds were pretty tangled. hmm smilie I think they've been inspired by your motto :O

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That's an interesting theory.
My theory is you have an interesting leprechaun fetish.

Runys avatar Runy Yeah You Are +4Reply
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Too bad headphones don't really observe the whole "sock on a doorknob" thing...

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +4Reply

This isn't completely lame at all

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