It must be embarrassing when you're messing around with your partner and you're both all entangled when your owner pulls you out of his pocket and wants to listen to music, amirite?

I know. They should knock first.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Left Earbud): See you tonight, babe. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Right Earbud): You know it. Hope he doesn't randomly get insomnia...that would suck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm having a feeling that the comments above me are from the same person...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take this, http://ctrlv.in/64172 and use it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then you can just get a three-way going hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/64181

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are your extensive Photoshop skills again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think ear-buds and humans can have sex but then again my motto is "Don't Knock it til you try it!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno...my earbuds were pretty tangled. hmm

I think they've been inspired by your motto :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of a joke I read a while back. One day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wearing headphones, she told the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said "sure, can i take off your headphones?" She said "NO NO NO just cut around them. so she had her hair cut. The next month she whent into the Hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said "sure but can i take off your headphones?" she again said "NO NO NO just cut around them. So she had her hair cut. The next month she whent into the hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. Unfortunatelly for her the hairdresser was new and forgot to ask if he was allowed to take off her headphones. So he took them off and she dropped dead on the floor. He picked up the headphones and put them to his own ears and listened. They were saying "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out." Some hearts never meet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it. What hearts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some magnets never meet, I meant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, what magnets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/64206

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant how are they involved with anything?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since they blonde always had them in her ears, they never got to meet in her pockets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! It thought it was like her 'brain' needed a magnetic field to keep working or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha glad you understood, Blockhead ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what does the "breathe in breathe out" have to do with anything?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read the joke again, and think. I believe in you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In TalkingRice's defense, you misspelled "blonde," but it should be pretty obviously anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I must've accidentally skipped over the D.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So that's what my ear buds were up to...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Until //you// interrupted them. How could you do that? You may have even gotten a little set of back up ear buds. (Cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Next time, I shall pat my pockets and alert them I'm grabbing them. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's like knocking the door and interrupting a hot love session :( BUT ITS BETTER, I'm proud of you for changing, Fauxmawo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually keep my miniature slaves in my purse until I want to hear some authentic plantation songs, but I'm sure they would agree nonetheless if I bothered to ask them their opinions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Orgy. http://ctrlv.in/64174

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'd plug that. If ya know what I mean. hello

" - my headphones

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, i just ordered that exact same one today...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad headphones don't really observe the whole "sock on a doorknob" thing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pocket lint? hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT'S HOW THAT HAPPENS! There goes my whole theory of pocket elves....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm surprised at the number of earbuds on amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't completely lame at all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The realization that your earbuds have a more active sex life than you..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not anymore. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/64371 chastity belt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then your owner takes you out of his pocket for another round of banging his ear holes, while he demands you go louder and LOUDER. Everytime you try to escape to meet your beloved, he forces you back in again for his personal delight.* Tough life that earbuds have. (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, and all this time I just thought they were little douche-bags getting tangled just to piss me off. When really they were just in love...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago