Also about man created-81Batman is not even a superhero, he just paid that guy to make him a suit. At least Iron Man created his suit, amirite?
Also about created god+636"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also about created god+50God didn't create humans. Humans created god, amirite?
Also about man created+153Man created language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Woman perfected that talent. Man has regreted it ever since, amirite?
Also by blusclus+490If you think having sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position. amirite?
Also by blusclus+16Sometimes, not saying anything says a lot. amirite?
Also about god and man-made-105The world is meaningless if there is no God or gods, there are no morals, the universe is not moving inexorably towards any higher purpose. All meaning is man-made, so make your own, and make it well. Do not treat life as a way to pass the time until you die. Do not try to "find yourself", you must make yourself, amirite?
Also by blusclus+300If you're swimming in the ocean and you hear "da-dum.. da-dum.. da-dum..", you better get out of the water as fast as you can because there's a shark closeby. If you hear "dadum dadum dadum" and it just gets faster and faster, it's too late. amirite?