Some days you just want to go and hug a giant sea turtle from behind, mostly because all it can do is wriggle its fins and head around, thinking,"Ahhhh, holy crap!", amirite?

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Have you SEEN sea turtles??? They'll fuck your shit up! You try hugging one of those things and BAM! your head's bitten off! Not to mention the raw power they have in those flippers! They kill adult narwhals with that shit!

this sounds like rape. . .

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Turtle molestation lol

and crap on you...

Hilarious mental image ;)

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