When you sleep on the top bunk, you feel high and mighty, amirite?

Hey sweetheart:)

Only if I'm on the top bunk, dressed in a Herculies costume, smoking a joint.

for the first few days, yeah, and then you hate climbing up and down from it in the dark when you're dead tired every other day for the rest of the semester

Except for the luminous fear that you may fall off...