+117 Why have a girlfriend when you have subway and your right hand, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or left

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing that this person is lonely, hungry, and only has one arm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This will get flamed, in accordance with the prophecy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You clearly haven't experienced sex yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago