+344 Coming home, an acorn hit me on the head. And looking down where it fell, I found a penny from 1991. I picked it up, revealing a 4-leaf clover in the cracks. A door closed and I looked to see it was door number 7. Knocking on its wood, I noticed a playing card lodged there. Suddenly a wild woman emerged and threw a horseshoe at me, ripping open my shoe. I am so getting lucky tonight, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago