Who says there is gonna be a zombie apocalypse?
The zombie apocalypse WILL totally suck.... ... OUT YOUR BRAINS!!!!!
no. the vampire apocolypse will "suck". the zombie apocolypse will be profoundly epic.
Nope. Scientifically, it won't last.
But it'd still be awesome to see happen.
F*** NO! We'd probably be freaking out if it starts. . .freaking out because we'd be hyperventilating, wheezing, "There really is a zombie apocalypse, I've been waiting so long, oh my god, oh my god. ."