+231 Discovery Channel and Animal Planet have gone to shit nowadays. Discovery almost entirely shows fishing shows, dirty jobs, and survival shows, while Animal Planet just shows pet shows. However, at least there's still the whole Planet Earth/Life thing and Mythbusters, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like the survival shows, but i totally agree about the fishing shows, and now they have the gun/truck motrocycle shows which suck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't even mention the History channel. It is DEAD to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? I love History Channel. Well, Ice Road Truckers and all of that stuff is bullshit, and they don't show nearly enough history. Modern Marvels is good, as well as Ancient Aliens, Decoded, Pawn Stars, and others. But they spend too much fucking time on those fucking truckers. They should really show more stuff about Hitler, too. Hitler's fun to watch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They don't show ENOUGH Hitler? Christ, the Fuhrer is on that channel so much it should just be renamed the Hitler channel. And Ancient Aliens... just... ugh. I won't even go into how much that show frustrates me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nowadays they have An Evening with Adolf once every few months, apparently they had a lot more back five years ago or something. Also, http://www.twitlonger.com/show/cqsj69

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"An Evening with Adolf"? That sounds like a really twisted version of Masterpiece Theater. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If Google is correct, it sounds like it'd be the 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵 opposite of that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean like the classic kind, where you'd have an amiable host in a smoking jacket reading a book by a fireplace, you know? And he welcomes you like, "Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. Why, I was just reading this fantastic story. Would you like to hear it?" And then it goes into a little montage of the story. So when you said An Evening with Adolf that's kind of what I imagined, except with Adolf Hitler.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Well, that would be very awesome, then. "Oh, hallo, ich habe dich nicht gesehen da. Na, ich las gerade diese fantastische Geschichte. Möchten Sie sie hören?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I admire your German.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mhmm. http://translate.google.com/#en|de| Goddamn, that would work so much better if you could hyperlink.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, you had me going there for a minute. I thought you might genuinely sprechen Sie Deutsch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, nah. I wish I did. Hablo espanol (un poco), pero es aburrido y recordo de cuestionable tacos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Latine loquor tantillum.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Possum dicere "draco".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Non male est.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mors Principium Est comedentis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My Latin has been shaky because I had to drop the class, so I needed to use google translate for that one. I laughed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Animal Planet rarely even plays pet shows now. The entire channel has gone to shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If Animal Planet doesn't even show pet shows what does it show?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And TLC. If you're a midget, you automatically get a show on there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What pisses me off is that Animal Planet used to have shows that enlightened people, and explained how it was generally the humans' fault for any "rogue" animals. It used to be about appreciating animals. Now all of the shows (besides the shit ones about dogs and cats) are about "evil" and "man-eating" animals, hoarders, parasites, and survival shows that have nothing to do with wildlife.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Curiosity is a very interesting show, as well as Into the Universe. They both are on Discovery.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Animal Planet plays the show "The Haunted" last time I checked that was about believe it or not, people being haunted....

by Anonymous 12 years ago