+172 I would rather die in the wilderness than do some of the shit Bear Grylls does. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Now this pus filled maggot can provide me with a miniscule 80 calories, but you need all you can get out here, it also provides a lot of protein, which the body needs. (eats maggot). MMm that hit the spot, now to hydrate with some of my own pee and finish it off with some elephant dung"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I assume you meant "you" instead of "I" and a comma instead of a period.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know your thought process so I'm not sure.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Time to drink my own piss

by Anonymous 12 years ago