The last time I was in a woman, I was a fetus in my mom's belly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last time I was inside a woman was in third grade. We went in the the Statue of Liberty... and my teacher took my pants off and it just happened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this excerpt from White Noise by Don DeLillo. This couple were discussing what type of erotica his wife should read to him in bed: "I will read," she said. "But I don't want you to choose anything that has men inside women, quote-quote, or men entering women. 'I entered her.' 'He entered me.' We're not lobbies or elevators. 'I wanted him inside me,' as if he could crawl completely in, sign the register, sleep, eat, so forth. Can we agree on that? I don't care what these people do as long as they don't enter or get entered." "Agreed." "'I entered and began to thrust.'" "I'm in total agreement," I said. "'Enter me, yes, enter me, yes, yes.'" "Silly usage, absolutely." Haha I fucking love this book. ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago