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Also by ShadowCrystal+11When you really think about how many people bring their phones into bathrooms and bathroom stalls with them, as illustrated by how many of them drop them into toilets, it makes borrowing a phone really disgusting, amirite?
Also about news+281st news anchor: "Today, both sides of Congress have come closer to agreeing on a plan to raise the national debt ceiling to deal with America's spending and debt epidemic." 2nd news anchor: "In other news, local authorities have raised the blood-alcohol limitation from .08 to .15 in order to deal with drunk driving.", amirite?
Also by ShadowCrystal+7It seemes lyke no1 uzes spellchek anemore. amirite?
Also about quickly and news-73I took a walk today...but something felt wrong... The birds were out , the stillness let their calls travel forever, the birds really were talking to each other...but still something felt wrong... I waved to a passing policeman on the way home... But something felt wrong... None of the people outside looked sick im sure they were smiling but they had masks on as if something was wrong... Then...a black man on meth stumbles by fist in the air... and as if nothing is wrong i quickly got home and watch the news, amirite?
Also about news+427Girls: when you tell a female teacher great news, she hugs you. When you tell a male teacher the same news, he gets scared to shake your hand because thinks you will report him for sexual harassment. amirite?
Also about news stations+548The US economy is in the shitter, there are numerous uprisings in the Middle East, and Japan is being devastated by natural disasters. I don't give a single fuck about the royal wedding and news stations shouldn't either. Amirite?
Also about speak+444Why do people assume aliens speak english when most of our planet doesn't speak it, amirite?