It's like your brain automatically shuts off when you see someone you like, amirite?

"Would you like a muffin?" holds out piece of fudge

Smooth, I know.

actually, my brain probably overdoes everything

it was like a really horrible teen movie.
as smooth as a used car salesman....

So true. I was in class, he went past the window, lost my train of thought halfway through a conversation with someone else.

I don't get to see him, like ever :c

He waved at me.
Instead of waving back, my brain thought flailing my arm and turning bright red were more appropriate responses.