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It would be amazing if all restaurants had to end their URLs with ".nom", amirite?

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And porn sites could end in ".cum"

@Velociraptor And porn sites could end in ".cum"

*.orgasm

Did ya see what I did there?

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +24Reply
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@1526851

I'm glad my humor was appreciated.

All gambling sites could have ".bet"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +35Reply
@Serg All gambling sites could have ".bet"

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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +107Reply
@Shadi But what would BET have?

What would Brett on a jet regret?

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@1527612

You have defeated me with logic.

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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +28Reply

All homeless charity sites could be ".bum"

amirite.ant

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +19Reply

I'd purposely open up a restaurant and name it "Om nom"

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +14Reply
@OnePenguin Onnom.nom

Aw thanks. I wouldn't have realized that unless you would have replied. l smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Kashish I'd purposely open up a restaurant and name it "Om nom"

As opposed to accidentally opening a restaurant?

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +24Reply

Seeing the word nom makes me wanna say OM NOM NOM NOM all day long

mich_s avatar mich_ Yeah You Are +14Reply
@mich_ Seeing the word nom makes me wanna say OM NOM NOM NOM all day long

Well that must make for an incredibly awkward day that you have ahead of you.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +26Reply

Yahoo.obsolete

mich_s avatar mich_ Yeah You Are +13Reply

Yeah, like it would be awesome if all women were forced into living there lives in facilities for the sole purpose of procreation, or if all trees were grown just to be cultivated as paper, or if all idiots were forced to live in some small hole from the instance of their birth so the smarter people need not be bothered by them.

Really, though. Great idea you have there. un smilie

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I voted on this post 5 seconds within it becoming POTD!!!

@Shugah http://www.Goodforyou.nom!

I feel stupid for clicking on that link.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +71Reply
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@1527068

Don't you talk back to your father, Christ.

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@1527939

Dude, this is amirite, not Youtube.

Anonymous 0Reply

For a team's fight song, instead of "eat em up, eat em up, rah, rah, rah!", it should be "eat em up, eat em up, nom, nom, nom!"

leggo_my_eggos avatar leggo_my_eggo Yeah You Are +7Reply

con.dom

LordThundercunts avatar LordThundercunt Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@1527211

taps you on shoulder nervously Um, Mr Oblivious, Sir? It has already been established higher up in the comments that porn sites should end in .cum.

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@1527825

At least your name fits. It's good you're not TheObservantPanda.

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@1527307

I guess you can say his comment -put on sunglasses- came too late. YEAAAAAAHH

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +14Reply

This should be one of the demands of the Occupy Wall St. movement.

LamWins avatar LamWin Yeah You Are +4Reply

Gayporn.bum

Panda_moniums avatar Panda_monium Yeah You Are +2Reply

http://vimeo.com/31489981 This video should end in .mlk amirite? ha ha

Anonymous 0Reply

Why can't any good posts be POTD anymore?

Veterinarians.pet

leggo_my_eggos avatar leggo_my_eggo Yeah You Are 0Reply

.omnom for very delish foods. :D Yum! Such a good idea... :3

ClosetDefenders avatar ClosetDefender Yeah You Are -1Reply

This is the most MLIA post I have ever seen on amirite.

wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?

@gurdyjones wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?

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M(exican)

Because their mexican food will give you five hour diarrhea.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +44Reply
@Serg . N(ever) O(rder) M(exican) Because their mexican food will give you five hour diarrhea.

That's why they make 5 hour energy... enough to push it all out! :D

Anonymous 0Reply
@gurdyjones wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?

well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +41Reply
@Favvkes well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

...they stay together just like their marriage vows say, which is how we know that a full 50% of mommies and daddies don't love each other very much at all. Then they have to go to a divorce lawyer who tells mommy not to burn all of daddy's underwear and tells daddy that he could be sued if he cuts the pool table in half with a chainsaw, and they can never live happily ever after again because they have to share custody with their ex. Right now you might think the world is all smiles and sunshine, but one day you'll understand. Sleep tight now.

@gurdyjones wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?

Well you see, gurdyjones.. when Ronald McDonald the clown went to Vietnam War during the 1960's, he fought for freedom in hopes that one day fast food restaurants may be seen everywhere in America. Long story short, he won and revolutionized America with an exciting franchise known as McDonalds. Oh, and he also liked the word "nom". "Nom" was the name of his pet Parakeet, which is why we need to commemorate his bravery by ending all restaurant urls with "nom". It's only the right thing to do.

HakunaMatatas avatar HakunaMatata Yeah You Are +19Reply
@gurdyjones wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?

What sound does an adorable kitten make when it eats?

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +9Reply
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@1526848

Kitten is a delicacy in ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

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