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+155Being a vegetarian is not about how much vegetables you eat. It's about how much meat. amirite?
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+134... Is the Cow tracks Ice cream not their hooves... but their poo, amirite?
And porn sites could end in ".cum"
*.orgasm
Did ya see what I did there?
I'm glad my humor was appreciated.
fouratatime.orgy
Didn't see that coming.
I saw it cumming
All gambling sites could have ".bet"
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You should seriously consider turning this into a profession somehow.
But what would BET have?
What would Brett on a jet regret?
You have defeated me with logic.
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All homeless charity sites could be ".bum"
amirite.ant
I'd purposely open up a restaurant and name it "Om nom"
Onnom.nom
Aw thanks. I wouldn't have realized that unless you would have replied.
As opposed to accidentally opening a restaurant?
Seeing the word nom makes me wanna say OM NOM NOM NOM all day long
Well that must make for an incredibly awkward day that you have ahead of you.
Yahoo.obsolete
Yeah, like it would be awesome if all women were forced into living there lives in facilities for the sole purpose of procreation, or if all trees were grown just to be cultivated as paper, or if all idiots were forced to live in some small hole from the instance of their birth so the smarter people need not be bothered by them.
Really, though. Great idea you have there.
This is amazing, you guys should take this to heart.
menscologne.homme
visitiraq.saddam
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King.dom
xD I love this post.
Ah, a common misconception. You see, my friend, you favorite posts, and you love comments.
SHUT UP, GOD.
http://amirite.net/318649/1282031
I didn't mean to "copy" you.
"lol" "wouldnt" you know that it "was" a "recomment" considering you "are" "omniscient" and "all knowing"
"No."
God said it better
foodallergies.nut
I voted on this post 5 seconds within it becoming POTD!!!
http://www.Goodforyou.nom!
I feel stupid for clicking on that link.
Don't you talk back to your father, Christ.
Dude, this is amirite, not Youtube.
For a team's fight song, instead of "eat em up, eat em up, rah, rah, rah!", it should be "eat em up, eat em up, nom, nom, nom!"
Ours is 'alligators alligators; eat 'em up, eat 'em up'.
Our mascot is a tiger.
Well there goes my last shred of hope for humanity.
WELL THEN
My favorite is "ra ra ree. Kick 'em in the knee. Ra ra rass. Kick 'em in the... other knee"
con.dom
taps you on shoulder nervously Um, Mr Oblivious, Sir? It has already been established higher up in the comments that porn sites should end in .cum.
At least your name fits. It's good you're not TheObservantPanda.
I guess you can say his comment -put on sunglasses- came too late. YEAAAAAAHH
Well at least he didn't come to early.
This should be one of the demands of the Occupy Wall St. movement.
Gayporn.bum
http://vimeo.com/31489981 This video should end in .mlk amirite? ha ha
Why can't any good posts be POTD anymore?
Veterinarians.pet
.omnom for very delish foods. :D Yum! Such a good idea... :3
This is the most MLIA post I have ever seen on amirite.
You haven't seen much of amirite then.
wait... i don't get it can someone explain it to me?
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N(ever)
O(rder)
M(exican)
Because their mexican food will give you five hour diarrhea.
That's why they make 5 hour energy... enough to push it all out! :D
well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
...they stay together just like their marriage vows say, which is how we know that a full 50% of mommies and daddies don't love each other very much at all. Then they have to go to a divorce lawyer who tells mommy not to burn all of daddy's underwear and tells daddy that he could be sued if he cuts the pool table in half with a chainsaw, and they can never live happily ever after again because they have to share custody with their ex. Right now you might think the world is all smiles and sunshine, but one day you'll understand. Sleep tight now.
Well you see, gurdyjones.. when Ronald McDonald the clown went to Vietnam War during the 1960's, he fought for freedom in hopes that one day fast food restaurants may be seen everywhere in America. Long story short, he won and revolutionized America with an exciting franchise known as McDonalds. Oh, and he also liked the word "nom". "Nom" was the name of his pet Parakeet, which is why we need to commemorate his bravery by ending all restaurant urls with "nom". It's only the right thing to do.
What sound does an adorable kitten make when it eats?
Crunch?
Kitten is a delicacy in ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.
how did u find that?!?!